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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 22
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other but it’s not important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a not-too-talkative cartoonist who preffers to observe and listen. So I'm not a fan of clubs without the accoustic forethought to have spaces to sit and actually be able to hear a conversation as well as feel-the-bass dance areas.

I grew up in Northern California and have made my way around for a couple years at a time to Minneapolis, Orange County, and finally up here to Seattle. I am loving this city! It's like an affordable San Francisco!

I've got pretty much every privilage you could think of (white, male, hetero, cis-gender, abled, neurotypical, english-as-1st-language, omnivore, christian-passible, ect...) and try to keep aware of it, but do slip up sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
FINALLY going full-time cartoonist this year. Quitting my day job so I have time for personal passion art and comic projects, while supporting myself through caricature and commission work.

Most of the time I get out of the house is art related in some way, either drawing pornographic caricatures at Burlesque shows, geek get-togethers like conventions, or just spending the day out sketching somewhere pleasant.

I've started focusing on my body a lot more for the past month: eating better food, alternating strength training/cardio each day, and sexological yoga meditations. I'm still in the couple-month-quit red area right now that I've fallen victim to when trying before, but hopefully I'll be too busy this summer to quit my new routine before the end of September when I should have nearly the body I want (strong silhouette, but only fit level body fat so I still have a little cuddle padding) in time to get started on learning boylesque in winter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing anything.
Macguyvering up some cooking out of pantry remains.
Knowing the whom to ask when anything needs to be made or performed.
Throwing an hour or so into oblivion surfing the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Skip this part. It's a boring list of conversation points.

I have a few of each listed for everything here, but I'm just going to say it's pretty much all a combination of stupid fun stuff (A zombie western comedy film starring Chris Kattan? Sure!) and osmosis from those I surround myself with ( "------- is your favorite book, huh?" *immediately places hold for it on the library website*).

(A)Mockingbird by Walter Trevis, Sex at Dawn, The Plutonium Blonde/Doomsday Brunettes/Radioactive Redhead trilogy. STORY by Robert McKee. Pretty much anything by either Peter S. Beagle, Richard Fiest, Nick Hornby, Chuck Palahnik, Terry Pratchett, Michael Charbon, Douglas Adams, Peter Bester, and sometimes some Asimov if I'm in the mood.

(A-comics) Codeflesh by Casey and Adlard, Gunsmith Kats by Kenichi Sonada, Rex Steel: Nazi Smasher, Fables, Y The Last Man, Bone, Howard the Duck

(B) The Iron Giant, The Incredibles, Zoolander, Citizen Kane, Batman the Movie [1960's version], Van Wilder, The Goonies, Nightmare on Elm Street, Big Trouble in Little China, The Last Dragon, But I'm a Cheerleader, Reefer Madness: The Musical, assorted other B-movie horror and sci-fi.

(C)Big Bad VooDoo Daddy, Horrorpops, Barenaked Ladies, They Might Be Giants, Tom Lehrer, The Mountain Goats, Showtunes, Peggy Lee, Lonely Island

(D)Black Coffee, Pizza with Pineapple and Linguica (it IS a real pizza topping DAGNABBIT! I didn't make up the word!), Omlettes, whatever I can make with what I have in the cupboard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art supplies, visual storytelling of some kind, simple distractions, my fellow geeks/dorks/nerds, shiny distractions, and I'll use my last wish to set Genie free....wait.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Can I build a bloody heart that can be hidden in a thong and "pulled from my bare chest" with slight of hand trickery? Psychology cheat codes to improve myself. I WANNA GO LONDON! Life can't be fair, otherwise compassion and generosity wouldn't
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at a burlesque show, or out trying to expand my karaoke repertoire. Or maybe I'll just stay in and work on my art, read, or watching movies with my roommates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I want to become a Punch and Judy puppeteer for the sole purpose of being able to call my self "Professor".
You should message me if
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You are gorgeous, geeky, smart, and kinky.

I am mostly looking for short term, low expectation relationships, but open to a short term evolving into long term with commitment. If I had my druthers, my ideal long term relationship would be somewhere between monogamish and non-package-deal poly.