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TheThingWithIt

40 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Life is going good for me. I'm healthy, energized, stoked, and I am in the best shape of my life. I've been having lot of fun, laughs, and good times with the best friends and family in the world. I've been on here just to see what's on here; just to see what I am missing out. I really believe the best is yet to come.

My dream is to buy a giant Victorian house in the German Village or elsewhere, and deck it out with some cool antique loot; furniture, drapes, a piano (So I can pound on the keys like a drunken monkey—I can't play). Hard wood floors are a def. The basement will be the rumpus room, full of a modern look, with Ohio State decor in a bar like room. (Go Bucks.) I have the house picked out too. Back home as a child, (Lima area) I had a reoccurring dream about an old house. After I moved here, I was exploring and found the very house I dreamed about.

Or maybe I'll take flight from winter and live in Belize? Hmmm. Dreams are good. What are yours?

I love exploring the city and finding new places to eat, drink, and have experiences in. I'm always bummed when an old Columbus institution, like The Clarmont, closes. I think many parts of town are stunning, with their Victorian houses, fresh gardens, and cobblestone streets. It is almost like a work of art, to me. I guess it makes me connect with the past, like I'm seeing the same thing that the forefathers saw 200-years ago, and I'm helping maintain that.

I get the same feeling going to tOSU games (1998 grad). Like it's my duty to keep the tradition alive and to pass it down to the younger generation. I love the Thurber quote about Chic Harley; one of my ideas is to write a screen play about Thurber and Ohio State football—but I'll keep that on the back burner for now.

The kind of women I click with are ones that like to get out of the house, have class and intelligence, maybe professional, but yearn for that stress release time. She has too appreciates a man that will make the first moves. I have a good feel for chemistry. That can get me in trouble, but most of the time it spices up my life.

Call me old fashion or cliche, but we should probably meet at a coffee house for the first date. I know, I know, not creative; however, I do believing in bucking the 'awkwardness' trend; dates should never be awkward, they should be hilarious, amazing, and brimming with, perhaps, sexual tension.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm working as a operator of a store, trying new restaurants on a weekly bases, doing some writing on the side, and shopping for art to adorn my townhouse.
I’m really good at
Seeing beauty in all creation. Problem solving. Researching and analyzing events. Learning new things. Laughing. Kissing. Using irony and sarcasim. Being a creative person in life, humor, and writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my height; that I rarely smile, even when very happy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Radiohead is my favorite band, they rock the socks and you know it. Greatest album is of course, Ok Computer, don't even try to say The Bend, I don't want to hear it! Karma Police is their masterpiece, if you disagree then...just...just leave. . .;-)

Book: Infinite Jest is an awesome book. Loads of laugh. It's a page turner. I also like Atlanta Nights, it was very well written.

Movie: If you haven't seen the room you should. Best. . . Movie. . . Ever.

Drink: there is no time like wine time. But a good Guinness is good as well.

Eatery: Thurman's. If you didn't vote for that for Columbus best, than you and me need to have a looooong talk girl. ;-)

TV: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, West Wing, TBBT, House of Cards, Xfiles, Futurama.
The six things I could never do without
I could never do without writing something in here (and have Okcupid yell at me about it.) I think I couldn't do without winks.(real ones, and emoticons.) Also 'Fuck' is a needed word; what would we do without it? Stay classy? Shhh, that's no fun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my neighbor sings, "It's a beautiful Day in the Neighborhood," out her window every damn morning!
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing I do every night Pinky. . . (Points for finishing)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If your ideal date is getting in our underwear, and hopping the fence at the governor's mansion, and running like hell! You go first!