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TheThousandaire

26 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
May 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a windows down, volume up kind of guy. Except you're more likely to hear me belting out show tunes than that one song by Robin Thickie... though only slightly.

I'm one of those introverts that you don't expect to be an introvert, seeing as I seamlessly switch between loudly telling jokes, singing karaoke, dancing energetically and addressing large groups of people with our without a microphone. After a long day/night of flexing my social muscles, I am well and truly exhausted. On these off days I like to play board games, devour literature, and make things.... usually games, like this one here:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/strangers/stranger-danger-a-social-card-game-for-daring-peop
What I’m doing with my life
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I host 'Amazing Race'-esque games in cities across America.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Half moon pose.
Singing songs from Book of Mormon.
My job.
Anything involving fun.
Programming, strangely enough.
Biking in the rain.
The moonwalk/other assorted dance moves.
Flourishy bows.
Shouting.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Most people assume I'm gay. I attribute this to my graceful movements and proclivity for jazz hands.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Instead, six things that give me happy feelings:

1. Finding a whole bunch of perfect bananas. ( or when Safeway has the 4lb cases of strawberries for 8 dollars )
2. High fives
3. Coming home from a night of dancing drenched in sweat.
4. Taking a shower after a long plane ride.
5. The feeling in my mouth after flossing / brushing / waterpicking.
6. Winning a game after a healthy bout of trash talk.
You should message me if
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You're complex, creative, and confident. You get carried away in moments and can pull yourself back together. You like people more than animals. You laugh at drama. You'd rather race than sightsee, and you want to meet in person.