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28 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:47pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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A solid #3 on well reputed "cool guys" lists. I'm a social butterfly of sorts, but also don't have to go out to have a good time. I'm kind of a nerd, but who isn't these days?

Best summed up by this dumb lyric I wrote for my band:
"Heart on my sleeve
With a hard-on for life
Here in the Garden
Of Earthly Delights"
What I’m doing with my life
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I work freelance film and TV gigs which is incredibly time and life consuming when it occurs, but offers me enough personal freedom when I'm not working to follow my extracurricular activities such as playing music and writing. I play in a band around town and I DJ out on the regular playing weirdo jams for all the weirdos out there. In other words, I stay pretty busy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll tell you what I'm not good at: writing pithy bios for myself for a dating website. I excel at spending way too much money on records and procrastinating from things I should be doing by probably watching a foreign film or the latest episode of Adventure Time. I know some useful things that are absolutely dwarfed by all the useless trivia I've accrued in my gray matter. I sing like a bird, and I'm not terribly modest about it. My Bryan Ferry and David Bowie impressions are swoon-worthy, if I do say so myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The hair. Always the hair. Big shock of Conan O'Brien/David Caruso-esque orange atop my dome.

Also I've been told that I need to get my dimples insured.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like all kinds of things and making a laundry list of things is boring. I have adventurous tastes that commonly involve trawling the outer limits and lower depths, making little distinction between high-brow and low-brow. I like weird stuff; I like fun stuff; and most of all I like weird, fun stuff.

And Thai food.

And Roxy Music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A record to listen to
A cup of coffee to drink
A multitool on my hip (since getting one, I've found it useful in 85% of instances of involving small handiwork, and 100% of instances involving shotgunning a beer)
A notebook in my pocket (I'm going to include the requisite pen with this one)
A project to work on (be it music, writing, or the perpetual work in progress that is my bedroom)
And my friends are the goddamn best
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How vomiting scenes in movies never look realistic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely, I'll either be seeing live music, going (or staying in) to watch a movie or out and about grabbing a drink with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't swim. I mean I could *probably* save myself in a drowning-type situation, however, I don't exactly want to try to test this hypothesis. And I love the water. Go figure.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You think making out to the score to the Virgin Suicides is an awesome idea.