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TheTofuWeenie

20 Houston, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There is not one. I apologize for any inconvenience.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not following the instructions on labels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know; I am not other people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books in this order: Gone With the Wind, the middle is full of second place losers so we'll skip that, then the Count of Monte Cristo. but not the movie. that's kinda terrible. for both of them.
Movies: Conversations with Other Women even though some parts of it in hindsight make very little sense, Cheyenne Cinnamon. *bonus points if you make references during conversation*
I am very open to new musical experiences. ;)
I am very open to new culinary experiences. ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, Rhett Butler, all of the "abridged" online series, pasta, air, water. roughly in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, Rhett Butler, how much pasta a person can realistically consume in one lifetime . just regular stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, or playing video games because I have no social life to speak of. I don't even play D&D anymore. =( it's that bad.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if I'm willing to admit it, it's not really private. trick question.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you feel like it. I can't imagine why you would after reading this, but if you do, kudos.

I'm interested in casual sex. But PLEASE send me a message with more substance than an invitation to hook up. I apologize for the bluntness, but if that's all you have to offer I think you're boring and I probably won't reply.