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TheTreemiester

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm concise.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Carptenderidian
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking stuff, rolling stuff, laughing a at stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have freakishly large hands
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Joe Campbell, Hemingway, Murakami, Elmore Loenard... Still waiting for that new Game of Thrones joint, too(I know)

John Carpenter, Wes Anderson, Werner Herzog, Paul Thomas Anderson, Lumet Studio Ghibli

GoT, True Detective, Treehouse Masters, Broad City, Community, animation

Most music that's not whining white people or daytime EDM

Most food. More of a savory tooth than sweet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Family, Food, Animals, (unfortunately) my iphone, the sun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome banks/bankers are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sippin on coke and rum
I'm like, so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin weekend baby
Bout to have me some fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't really grow facial hair.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You don't take yourself too seriously.