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TheTwoWolves

29 M Centreville, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hey, what's up? Obligatory "I don't know what to say here" line. Anyway, my name's Chris, and I'm some guy on the internet.

I'm a nerd through and through. I'm not exactly an open book, but I'm not closed off either. I'm somewhere in the middle. I have a very active imagination; it leads me to over-analyze sometimes. I like my alone time and I also like being in the middle of a party with a bunch of strangers... You never know what kind of drunkenly awesome conversations might be had. I have been many different places (almost all of Europe) before I was 15: one of the perks of being a military brat.

ENFP though the Myers-Briggs test isn't the be-all end-all of a personality.
What I’m doing with my life
At the moment, I'm a pet care specialist, but I'm going into the tech sector in a few months. Also I'm trying this crazy new fad called "Diet and Exercise."
I’m really good at
Making fun of silly things - I have a decent sense of humor. I give good advice. I'm ok at cooking (my spaghetti's no joke), I'm good at my job. I'm good at various video games and I'll totally money match you
The first things people usually notice about me
Physically, probably my hair... It kind of just does what it wants. Personality-wise, that I'm very laid-back. Trust me, it takes more than you're willing to do to offend me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: weird, experimental films, or anything with an intriguing premise and good execution.

The Holy Mountain
Pulp Fiction
Django Unchained
Trainspotting
Evil Dead
Falling Down
Antichrist
Die Hard
Memento
Ravenous
The Mist
Shawshank Redemption
to name a few

Shows:
Game of Thrones
Breaking Bad
Walking Dead (I kinda despise AMC though, seriously look up the shit they pulled with this show, you will be incredulous)
Dr. Who
Top Gear
Do web series count as TV? Because I'd need to add a helluva lot more to this list ;)

Music:
I like a little of everything, but I'm still pretty selective, bands that come to mind are:
Postal Service, The Pixies, Parkway drive, Rhapsody, Nightwish, The Megas, The Protomen, AC/DC, Optimus Rhyme, The Beatles, Avenged Sevenfold, Zao, The Amercan Spirit, Clutch, Devin Townsend

Any recommendations would be appreciated.
The six things I could never do without
Internet
Fresh Air
Good Conversation
My Family
Gym
The great outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people do the things they do and what I would do in their shoes. How I can better myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
I usually know of a decent party going on somewhere. Or I might just stay in with my old pal netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My socks almost never match. Judge me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You feel like chatting.