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TheUltramoose

27 Toronto, Ontario, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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A trans . girl with a peepee. Unipolar major depression disorder. Self loathing and veneration. Heart pain.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a freelance writer. Currently doing work for an art blog and some other odd jobs. Staying at home, smoking weed, writing. That's what I do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Turning paper and plants into a good time, guessing stuff, and stretchin' all the way into next week.
The first things people usually notice about me
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No. Idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have difficulty with favourites the concept seems to be at odds with the reality of the use of the word. Sooo, when I read/watch/whatever something I really like, I will just add it to the list, rather than trying to decide on favourites

books: cthulhu mythos (mostly hp lovecraft); the stuff of thought (steven pinker); Looking for Alaska (john green); The Unbearable Lightness of Being (milan kundera); Times Arrow (martin amis); The Song of Ice and Fire Series (george rr martin); The Hobbit (jrr tolkien); Utopia (sir thomas more); War of the Worlds (hg wells); As She Climbed Across the Table (jonathan lethem); The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat (oliver sacks); Neverwhere (neil gaiman); Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (js froer)

movies: Bridesmaids; Zardoz; Diner; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Repo Men; O Brother Where Art Thou; Persepolis; Pulp Fiction; The Devil and Daniel Johnston; Smiley Face; Can't Hardly Wait; Wet Hot American Summer; A Long Kiss Goodnight; The Name of the Rose; Videodrome; Tangled; The Lawnmower Man; Flight of Dragons; Annie Hall; 200 Cigarettes; Coffee and Cigarettes

shows: twin peaks; the venture bros; parks and recreation; community; true blood; the west wing; 30 rock; kids in the hall; rockos modern life; saturday night live; avatar: the last airbender; the wire; pretty much any anime about kids that fight pet monsters, that also doesn't involve some weird gimmick like cards; the office (us); how i met your mother; the big bang theory; the hour with george strombouloupolous; pretty much any british panel show;

music: Leonard Cohen, otherwise im not even gonna bother listing artists. i like all music, except for the music i don't. there is no quality that all the music, or even most of the music i like, shares.

food: same as music.

and im adding games: Shadow of the Colossus; Minecraft; Diablo 2; Legend of Zelda (ALL OF THEM); Chrono Cross; Team Fortress 2; Bananagrams; Dominion; Spirit of the Century; Build-a-title; The Leonard Maltin Game; Warmachine; Munchkin; Tannhauser; Overlord; Final Fantasy VI
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Comedy
2. air
3. love
4. games
5. books
6. internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
comedy, my fiction, games, ethics,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
friday? hopefully at an awesome theme/costume party. Probably staring at my computer screen trying to decide what game to play.
You should message me if
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You like to smoke weed and watch movies!
You like stand up comedy shows!
You've had multiple 10hr+ civ sessions
You have The Genders