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TheUnexpected-

27 M Kitchener, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm not mean but I will pretend to be asleep when I roll over and take the comforter (No you won't win this game, I can pretend I'm not ticklish for a good ..... 30 seconds)

When I've done something goofy / nerdy / awkward in public such as singing it's raining men on a busy sidewalk I want you to shake your head and exclaim you don't know me and have never met me before

I dance like an insane person. It's like I'm possessed by John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever except much worse... 'falling gracefully' BUT I still really enjoy it.

If you introduce a new idea to me I will be engaged in a furious Google session for about 20 minutes. There's a reason that I know of a global map color coding male anatomy sizing by region.... or that the average length of a sleep cycle is 90 minutes and it's optimal to wake up on the intervals. Also, if you show me a great TED talk I might start swooning.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently self employed in the real estate industry and it's forced me to grow a lot over the last few years both personally and professionally. I would like to become very good at martial arts and dancing. I'm currently taking salsa classes, but so far my martial arts skills involve screaming "WAAAAAAAA" and looking really intense
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Improvising lyrics to songs. This Wayne Brady Talent was developed out of necessity when I failed to remember the real lyrics to any of my favourite songs...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My striking resemblance to Ryan Gosling.

Oh you don't see it? Well.... Fuck :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I use the word read subjectively - I audiobook it :) Mostly non-fiction - anything to do with psychology - human behavior - Marketing - nutrition - exercise to name a few.
Music: Who cares, I'm singing over the radio anyway
Shows - Game of thrones! and more unimportant ones :)
Food - Do you have more? I'm still hungry
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Social stimulation - I can't go a day in solitary!

2) Spare shoelaces... Seriously I can't be the only person who breaks these constantly

3) There's this magical thing called the "world wide web" I haven't figured it out yet but it sounds pretty cool. (I heard there are videos of people who are naked on there)

4) Exercise - Yes I also do yoga and not just because of the attractive women in lulus

5) Books - I can't stand feeling as if I've stopped learning

6) My left hand. My right seems rather daft.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chicken. I spend a lot of time thinking about how I can incorporate it into my next meal!

Oh... Also... Where are my keys.... Where is my cellphone...Where is my wallet... Oh, I put it in a different pocket than normal. Thank goodness... I was worried for a minute.

And... Why am I still awake at 2 in the morning playing DOTA instead of being a responsible adult.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering how I managed to make it to Friday! I might be working, but after that I'll come out.... I will embrace the pale light of the pub with some close friends... I might engage in some dancing but I will pretend to be really drunk to hide my inadequacy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I listen to Katy Perry at least a couple times a week.

Also I have candy in the van.
You should message me if
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You think this would be a great first date:

It begins at a costume shop. There we will dress ourselves in 70's clothes. We will then run excitedly in to the nearest shop and demand to know what year it is. Upon finding out it's 2014 we will look at each other and exclaim "IT WORKED!!!"