When we're at the beach and you don't want to get your hair wet yet - I may not be able to control the urge to dunk you in anticipation of your vigorous revenge splashing!
When I burn dinner I want you to call me an idiot and we'll laugh about it.,..When we then end up at the restaurant I expect you to tell the waiter what I did so that I can put on a pretend sheepish look
When I've done something goofy / nerdy / awkward in public such as singing it's raining men on a busy sidewalk. I want you to shake your head and exclaim you don't know me and have never met me before
If you introduce a new idea to me I will be engaged in a furious Google session for about 20 minutes. There's a reason that I know of the existence of a global map color coding male anatomy sizing by region.... or that the average length of a sleep cycle is 90 minutes and it's optimal to wake up on the intervals. Also if you show me a great TED talk I might start swooning.