Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was about 10 years old I had a really nice Timex, Velcro,
indigo, waterproof stopwatch that I used to time myself doing
nearly everything including climbing 100 foot tall trees. In the
heat of competition while challenging a friend to said tree
climbing he actually won by jumping from the top and breaking his
arm. He was never allowed to come over to my house again...I kept
the watch until I went to university. The lesson here is that
velcro is stronger than friendship... I think....?
Sometimes I like to pretend to be asleep while I roll over and take
the comforter (No you won't win this game, I can pretend I'm not
ticklish for a good ..... 30 seconds)
When I've done something goofy / nerdy / awkward in public such as
singing it's raining men on a busy sidewalk I want you to shake
your head and exclaim you don't know me and have never met me
I dance like an insane person. It's like I'm possessed by John
Travolta from Saturday Night Fever except much worse... 'falling
gracefully' BUT I still really enjoy it.
If you introduce a new idea to me I will be engaged in a furious
Google session for about 20 minutes. There's a reason that I know
of a global map color coding male anatomy sizing by region.... or
that the average length of a sleep cycle is 90 minutes and it's
optimal to wake up on the intervals. Also, if you show me a great
TED talk I might start swooning.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently self employed in the real estate industry and it's
forced me to grow a lot over the last few years both personally and
professionally. I would like to become very good at martial arts
and dancing. I'm currently taking salsa classes, but so far my
martial arts skills involve screaming "WAAAAAAAA" and looking
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Improvising lyrics to songs. This Wayne Brady Talent was developed
out of necessity when I failed to remember the real lyrics to any
of my favourite songs...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My striking resemblance to Ryan Gosling.
Oh you don't see it? Well.... Fuck :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I use the word read subjectively - I audiobook it :) Mostly
non-fiction - anything to do with psychology - human behavior -
Marketing - nutrition - exercise to name a few.
Music: Who cares, I'm singing over the radio anyway
Shows - Game of thrones! and more unimportant ones :)
Food - Do you have more? I'm still hungry
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Social stimulation - I can't go a day in solitary!
2) Spare shoelaces... Seriously, I can't be the only person who
breaks these constantly
3) There's this magical thing called the "world wide web" I haven't
figured it out yet but it sounds pretty cool. (I heard there are
videos of people who are naked on there)
4) Exercise - Yes, I also do yoga and not just because of the
attractive women in lulus
5) Books - I can't stand feeling as if I've stopped learning
6) My left hand. My right seems rather daft.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chicken. I spend a lot of time thinking about how I can incorporate
it into my next meal!
Oh... Also... Where are my keys.... Where is my cellphone...Where
is my wallet... Oh, I put it in a different pocket than normal.
Thank goodness... I was worried for a minute.
And... Why am I still awake at 2 in the morning playing DOTA
instead of being a responsible adult.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering how I managed to make it to Friday! I might be working,
but after that I'll come out.... I will embrace the pale light of
the pub with some close friends... I might engage in some dancing
but I will pretend to be really drunk to hide my inadequacy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Instead of drinking coffee in the morning, I take ice cold showers.
So far, Tim Hortons has sent me three cease and desists.
You should message me if
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You think this would be a great first date:
It begins at a costume shop. There we will dress ourselves in 70's
clothes. We will then run excitedly in to the nearest shop and
demand to know what year it is. Upon finding out it's 2014 we will
look at each other and exclaim "IT WORKED!!!"
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