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TheUnexpected-

28 Kitchener, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was about 10 years old I had a really nice Timex, Velcro, indigo, waterproof stopwatch that I used to time myself doing nearly everything including climbing 100 foot tall trees. In the heat of competition while challenging a friend to said tree climbing he actually won by jumping from the top and breaking his arm. He was never allowed to come over to my house again...I kept the watch until I went to university. The lesson here is that velcro is stronger than friendship... I think....?

Sometimes I like to pretend to be asleep while I roll over and take the comforter (No you won't win this game, I can pretend I'm not ticklish for a good ..... 30 seconds)

When I've done something goofy / nerdy / awkward in public such as singing it's raining men on a busy sidewalk I want you to shake your head and exclaim you don't know me and have never met me before

If you introduce a new idea to me I will be engaged in a furious Google session for about 20 minutes. There's a reason that I know of a global map color coding male anatomy sizing by region....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a real estate agent moonlighting as a stripper. One of those things is true. You choose.

I also often have a startup business in mind and use Elon Musk as my benchmark for evaluating new business venture ideas that I come up with.

Learning martial arts and dance. So far I can scream "WAAAAAAAA" really well and look like a pretty good dancer if I pretend I'm drunk.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Improvising lyrics to songs. This Wayne Brady Talent was developed out of necessity when I failed to remember the real lyrics to any of my favourite songs...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My striking resemblance to Ryan Gosling.

Oh you don't see it? Well.... Fuck :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I use the word read subjectively - I audiobook it. Mostly non-fiction - anything to do with psychology - human behavior - Marketing - nutrition - exercise to name a few.
Music: Who cares, I'm singing over the radio anyway
Shows - Game of thrones! and more unimportant ones.
Food - Do you have more? I'm still hungry
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Social stimulation - Talking to yourself in the mirror counts right?

2) Spare shoelaces... Seriously, I can't be the only person who breaks these constantly

3) There's this magical thing called the "world wide web" I haven't figured it out yet but it sounds pretty cool. (I heard there are videos of naked people on there)

4) Exercise - Yes, I also do yoga and not just because of the attractive women in lulus

5) Books - I can't stand feeling as if I've stopped learning

6) My left hand - See #3.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where are my keys.... Where is my cellphone...Where is my wallet... Oh, I put it in a different pocket than normal. Thank goodness... I was worried for a minute.

And... Why am I still awake at 2 in the morning playing DOTA instead of being a responsible adult.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My sisters introduced me to this game called 'Dutch Blitz' Right now I'm pretty much trying to con people into playing that with me on any night of the week because it's pretty entertaining.

ALSO... Settlers of Catan. If you or your friends play this then you should invite me regardless of dating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning, I take ice cold showers. So far, Tim Hortons has sent me three cease and desists.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think this would be a great first date:

It begins at a costume shop. There we will dress ourselves in 70's clothes. We will then run excitedly in to the nearest shop and demand to know what year it is. Upon finding out it's 2015 we will look at each other and exclaim "IT WORKED!!!"