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TheUnexpected-

27 M Kitchener, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm not mean but I will pretend to be asleep when I roll over and take the comforter (No you won't win this game, I can pretend I'm not ticklish for a good ..... 30 seconds)

When we're at the beach and you don't want to get your hair wet yet - I may not be able to control the urge to dunk you in anticipation of your vigorous revenge splashing!

When I burn dinner I want you to call me an idiot and we'll laugh about it.,..When we then end up at the restaurant I expect you to tell the waiter what I did so that I can put on a pretend sheepish look

When I've done something goofy / nerdy / awkward in public such as singing it's raining men on a busy sidewalk I want you to shake your head and exclaim you don't know me and have never met me before

If you introduce a new idea to me I will be engaged in a furious Google session for about 20 minutes. There's a reason that I know of a global map color coding male anatomy sizing by region.... or that the average length of a sleep cycle is 90 minutes and it's optimal to wake up on the intervals. Also, if you show me a great TED talk I might start swooning.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently self employed in the real estate industry and it's forced me to grow a lot over the last few years both personally and professionally. I would like to become very good at martial arts and dancing. I'm currently taking salsa classes, but so far my martial arts skills involve screaming "WAAAAAAAA" and looking really intense
I’m really good at
Improvising lyrics to songs. This Wayne Brady Talent was developed out of necessity when I failed to remember the real lyrics to any of my favourite songs...
The first things people usually notice about me
My striking resemblance to Ryan Gosling.

Oh you don't see it? Well.... Fuck :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I use the word read subjectively - I audiobook it :) Mostly non-fiction - anything to do with psychology - human behavior - Marketing - nutrition - excersise to name a few.
Music: Queen, Adele, Bruno Mars, ACDC, Hedley, maroon 5, beatles and more
Shows - Game of thrones! and more unimportant ones :)
Food - Hold the salt / sugar - I'm a bit of a health nut!!
The six things I could never do without
1) Social stimulation - I can't go a day in solitary!

2) Spare shoelaces... Seriously I can't be the only person who breaks these constantly

3) There's this magical thing called the "world wide web" I haven't figured it out yet but it sounds pretty cool. (I heard there are videos of people who are naked on there)

4) Exercise - Yes I also do yoga and not just because of the attractive women in lulus

5) Books - I can't stand feeling as if I've stopped learning

6) My left hand. My right seems rather daft.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chicken. I spend a lot of time thinking about how I can incorporate it into my next meal!

Oh... Also... Where are my keys.... Where is my cellphone...Where is my wallet... Oh, I put it in a different pocket than normal. Thank goodness... I was worried for a minute.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering how I managed to make it to Friday! I might be working, but after that I'll come out.... I will embrace the pale light of the pub with some close friends... I might engage in some dancing but I will pretend to be really drunk to hide my inadequacy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I listen to Katy Perry at least a couple times a week.

Also I have candy in the van.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You think this would be a great first date:

It begins at a costume shop. There we will dress ourselves in 70's clothes. We will then run excitedly in to the nearest shop and demand to know what year it is. Upon finding out it's 2014 we will look at each other and exclaim "IT WORKED!!!"