Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was about 10 years old I had a really nice Timex, Velcro,
indigo, waterproof stopwatch that I used to time myself doing
nearly everything including climbing 100 foot tall trees. In the
heat of competition while challenging a friend to said tree
climbing he actually won by jumping from the top and breaking his
arm. He was never allowed to come over to my house again...I kept
the watch until I went to university. The lesson here is that
velcro is stronger than friendship... I think....?
Sometimes I like to pretend to be asleep while I roll over and take
the comforter (No you won't win this game, I can pretend I'm not
ticklish for a good ..... 30 seconds)
When I've done something goofy / nerdy / awkward in public such as
singing it's raining men on a busy sidewalk I want you to shake
your head and exclaim you don't know me and have never met me
If you introduce a new idea to me I will be engaged in a furious
Google session for about 20 minutes. There's a reason that I know
of a global map color coding male anatomy sizing by region....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a real estate agent moonlighting as a stripper. One of those
things is true. You choose.
I also often have a startup business in mind and use Elon Musk as
my benchmark for evaluating new business venture ideas that I come
Learning martial arts and dance. So far I can scream "WAAAAAAAA"
really well and look like a pretty good dancer if I pretend I'm
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Improvising lyrics to songs. This Wayne Brady Talent was developed
out of necessity when I failed to remember the real lyrics to any
of my favourite songs...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My striking resemblance to Ryan Gosling.
Oh you don't see it? Well.... Fuck :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I use the word read subjectively - I audiobook it. Mostly
non-fiction - anything to do with psychology - human behavior -
Marketing - nutrition - exercise to name a few.
Music: Who cares, I'm singing over the radio anyway
Shows - Game of thrones! and more unimportant ones.
Food - Do you have more? I'm still hungry
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Social stimulation - Talking to yourself in the mirror counts
2) Spare shoelaces... Seriously, I can't be the only person who
breaks these constantly
3) There's this magical thing called the "world wide web" I haven't
figured it out yet but it sounds pretty cool. (I heard there are
videos of naked people on there)
4) Exercise - Yes, I also do yoga and not just because of the
attractive women in lulus
5) Books - I can't stand feeling as if I've stopped learning
6) My left hand - See #3.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where are my keys.... Where is my cellphone...Where is my wallet...
Oh, I put it in a different pocket than normal. Thank goodness... I
was worried for a minute.
And... Why am I still awake at 2 in the morning playing DOTA
instead of being a responsible adult.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My sisters introduced me to this game called 'Dutch Blitz' Right
now I'm pretty much trying to con people into playing that with me
on any night of the week because it's pretty entertaining.
ALSO... Settlers of Catan. If you or your friends play this then
you should invite me regardless of dating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Instead of drinking coffee in the morning, I take ice cold showers.
So far, Tim Hortons has sent me three cease and desists.
You should message me if
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You think this would be a great first date:
It begins at a costume shop. There we will dress ourselves in 70's
clothes. We will then run excitedly in to the nearest shop and
demand to know what year it is. Upon finding out it's 2015 we will
look at each other and exclaim "IT WORKED!!!"
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