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TheVictorylap

38 North Hollywood, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here are my beliefs: I believe we are here on Earth to have fun, help people, or learn something. I believe that Baseball should do away with the DH. I believe that anyone who keeps saying "you know what I mean" doesn't know what they mean. I believe that Trader Joes Vanilla bean Ice Cream is the best ice cream ever. I believe the Beatles were great because 80% of their songs were based on love. I believe when your dreams die, so do you. I don't believe in the Easter bunny although if there was such a thing I think it would believe in me.

I can talk 3 hours on the merits of a spoon, not spooning, just the kitchen utensil. First of all a spoon can do everything a fork can do but different. Although a fork cannot pick up soup. A spoon can also serve as a mirror. A fork can't.... See, I can gab!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I perform stand up comedy on an almost incessant level. If you don't believe me, come to one of my many shows. Although I am rarely "always on". A lot of times, I enjoy the down time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stand up. Writing. Twitter updates. Party pumping. Seeing the bright side of things. Introducing Mr. End to Senor End (making ends meet). Laughing inappropriately.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes and smile. Sometimes I'm asked if I wear colored contact lens. I think if I was going to go with something fake it would probably be a butt implant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can yammer on forever about this so I'll keep it brief....
Favorite books: Outliers, Imagine, Power of Now.
Fave Movies: Raising Arizona, Anchorman, Avengers,
Music: Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Damien Rice
Food:Chicken Burritos, Lo Mein, grilled Salmon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Cat. 2 My music. 3. Sunday afternoons 4. My computer 5. apple cider vinegar. 6. Green Tea. 7. Lists like this I can do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether there are parallel universes and what my parallel twin is doing right now.
-I often watch that show "Girls" the same way my cat watches me on the can.
-The buffalo wing is my spirit animal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am usually either performing or watching a performance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. I had a huge crush on my 9th grade homeroom teacher. I would have that Van Halen "Hot for teacher" fantasy cued in my brain every time I walked into homeroom.
2. I secretly adore old people. I would sooner carry an old man across a street than pick up a baby.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you are sweet or you need someone to pick you up from the airport...or you have a thing for funny, stoic guys who have a turn out in there legs.
Also, I hope that you are somewhat spiritually present especially in the land of the rising ego.

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