Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here are my beliefs: I believe we are here on Earth to have fun,
help others, or learn something. If you're not doing any of these
things you are wasting your life. I believe that Baseball should do
away with the DH. I believe that anyone who keeps saying "you know
what I mean" doesn't know what they mean. I believe that Trader
Joes Vanilla bean Ice Cream is the best ice cream ever. I believe
the Beatles were great because 80% of their songs were based on
love. I believe when your dreams die, so do you. I don't believe in
the Easter bunny although if there was such a thing I think it
would believe in me.
I can talk 3 hours on the merits of a spoon, not spooning, just the
kitchen utensil. First of all a spoon can do everything a fork can
do but different. Although a fork cannot pick up soup. A spoon can
also serve as a mirror. A fork can't.... See, I can gab!!!
BTW, if you're looking for a "partner in crime" maybe you should
try San Quentin where your "partner" is doing 8-10 years for grand
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love performing as a stand up comedian, although I am rarely
"always on". A lot of times, I enjoy the down time.
Oh yeah, and this too....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stand up. Writing. Twitter updates. Party pumping. Seeing the
bright side of things. Introducing Mr. End to Senor End (making
ends meet). Laughing inappropriately.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes and smile. Sometimes I'm asked if I wear colored contact lens.
I think if I was going to go with something fake it would probably
be a butt implant.
-I'm 6'1", which by LA standards makes me a giant. You're welcome,
90% of all women on this site.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can yammer on forever about this so I'll keep it brief....
Favorite books: Outliers, Imagine, Power of Now.
Fave Movies: Raising Arizona, Anchorman, Avengers,
Music: Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Damien Rice
Food:Burritos, Lo Mein, grilled Salmon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Cat. 2 My music. 3. Sunday afternoons 4. My computer 5. apple
cider vinegar. 6. Green Tea. 7. Lists like this I can do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether there are parallel universes and what my parallel twin is
doing right now.
-My 6 inch vertical leap.
-The buffalo wing is my spirit animal.
-This amazing article. A must read for anyone who's ever thought
about a long term relationship.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am usually either performing or watching a performance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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1. I had a huge crush on my 9th grade homeroom teacher. I would
have that Van Halen "Hot for teacher" fantasy cued in my brain
every time I walked into homeroom.
2. I secretly adore old people. I would sooner carry an old man
across a street than pick up a baby although some kids are cute.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you are sweet or you need someone to pick you up from the
airport...or you have a thing for funny, stoic guys who have a turn
out in their legs.
Also, I hope that you are somewhat spiritually present especially
in the land of the rising ego.
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