TheVictorylap
39 North Hollywood, CA
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My self-summary
I'm back after a small hiatus.....good times.

Here are my beliefs: I believe we are here on Earth to have fun, help others, or learn something. If you're not doing any of these things you are wasting your life. I believe that Baseball should do away with the DH. I believe that anyone who keeps saying "you know what I mean" doesn't know what they mean. I believe that Trader Joes Vanilla bean Ice Cream is the best ice cream ever. I believe the Beatles were great because 80% of their songs were based on love. I believe when your dreams die, so do you. I don't believe in the Easter bunny although if there was such a thing I think it would believe in me.

I can talk for hours on the merits of a spoon, not spooning, just the kitchen utensil. First of all a spoon can do everything a fork can do but different. Although a fork cannot pick up soup. A spoon can also serve as a mirror. A fork can't.... See, I can gab!!!

BTW, if you're looking for a "partner in crime" maybe you should try San Quentin where your "partner" is doing 8-10 years for grand larceny.
What I’m doing with my life
I love performing, although I am rarely "always on". A lot of times, I enjoy the down time.
Oh yeah....and this too.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC69XPhwJslhs2FlLCgoCSEg
I’m really good at
Stand up. Writing. Twitter updates. Party pumping. Seeing the bright side of things. Introducing Mr. End to Senor End (making ends meet). Laughing inappropriately.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes and smile. Sometimes I'm asked if I wear colored contact lens. I think if I was going to go with something fake it would probably be a butt implant.
-I'm 6'1", which by LA standards makes me a giant. You're welcome, 90% of all women on this site.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can yammer on forever about this so I'll keep it brief....
Favorite books: Outliers, Imagine, Power of Now.
Fave Movies: Raising Arizona, Anchorman, Avengers,
Music: Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Damien Rice
Food:Burritos, Lo Mein, grilled Salmon.
The six things I could never do without
1. My Cat. 2 My Family. 3. Sunday afternoons 4. My computer 5. apple cider vinegar. 6. Green Tea. 7. Lists like this I can do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Whether there are parallel universes and what my parallel twin is doing right now.
-My 6 inch vertical leap.
-If I died in my apartment would my cat eat me?
-The buffalo wing is my spirit animal.
-This amazing article. A must read for anyone who's ever thought about a long term relationship.
http://thephilosophersmail.com/relationships/how-we-end-up-marrying-the-wrong-people/
On a typical Friday night I am
Pumping my jelly.
Spilling my pot of gold.
Slapping my mime (yes these are all euphemisms but how great would it be if I had a mime to slap though?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1. I had a huge crush on my 9th grade homeroom teacher. I would have that Van Halen "Hot for teacher" fantasy cued in my brain every time I walked into homeroom.
2. I secretly adore old people. I would sooner carry an old man across a street than pick up a baby although some kids are cute.
You should message me if
...you are sweet or you need someone to pick you up from the airport...or you have a thing for funny, stoic guys who have a twinkle in their eyes.
Also, I hope that you are somewhat spiritually present especially in the land of the rising ego.
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