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TheVictorylap

40 M North Hollywood, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Ideally, I'd love to think there's someone for everyone but it's hard to meet people and click with them. The stars truly have to be aligned perfectly....sometimes.

Here are my beliefs: I believe God is within us all, no matter race, creed, color or fur. I believe we are here on Earth to have fun or learn something. If you are not doing either, you are doing something wrong. I believe that Baseball should do away with the DH. I believe that anyone who keeps saying "you know what I mean" doesn't know what they mean. I believe we are at our best when things are at their worst. I believe that Trader Joes Vanilla bean Ice Cream is the best ice cream ever. I believe the Beatles were great because 80% of their songs were based on love. I believe when your dreams die, so do you. I believe we are all geniuses at something, we just have to figure out what it is.

I'm what you call a people person, I love meeting new people. I enjoy random conversations with strangers and for some reason people open up to me. I can talk 3 hours on the merits of a spoon, not spooning, just the kitchen utensil. First of all a spoon can do everything a fork can do but different. Although a fork cannot pick up soup. A spoon can also serve as a mirror. A fork can't.... See, I can gab!!!

I'm still a bit of a New Yorker at heart and root for all the NY teams. I also love the 3 major sports, football, baseball, and basketball but that's where I draw the lines with games. Also ladies, I implore you, please take off the sun glasses. You're not in the Witness Protection Program. I can't see what you look like and there's nothing more pretentious than talking to someone through a two way mirror.
What I’m doing with my life
I perform stand up comedy on an almost incessant level. If you don't believe me, come to one of my many shows. So if you ever hear a guy say he has a great sense of humor (btw, who doesn't) I'm probably funnier than them. But please if we go out, do not ask me to perform for you like a circus monkey with an organ grinder.
2. I'm on a journey to the center of my soul. I'll let you know when I get there.
I’m really good at
Bowling, defending the weak, entertaining a crowd, "Mr. End, I'd like to introduce you to Senor End" (making ends meet), hypnotizing deer.... and martial arts. Making my butler warm my bubble bath and prepare my cheese platter. Yes I'm Batman.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes and smile. Oh and I'm sort of yoked too, but not in a "Stand in front of a mirror and take a picture of myself" kind of way. Selfie mirror pics are for guys who don't know what to say to women.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can yammer on forever about this so I'll keep it brief....
Favorite books: Outliers, Imagine, Power of Now.
Fave Movies: Raising Arizona, Anchorman, Avengers,
Music: Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Damien Rice
Food:Chicken Burritos, Lo Mein, grilled Salmon.
The six things I could never do without
1. My Cat. 2 My music. 3. Family and Good friends 4. My computer 5. apple cider vinegar. 6. Green Tea. 7. Lists like this I can do without.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life and all it's odd nuances.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am usually either performing or watching a performance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1. I had a huge crush on my 9th grade homeroom teacher. I would have that Van Halen "Hot for teacher" fantasy cued in my brain every time I walked into homeroom.
2. I secretly adore old people. I would sooner carry an old man across a street than pick up a baby.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you are sweet or you need someone to pick you up from the airport...or you have a thing for funny, stoic guys who have a turn out in there legs.
Also, I hope that you are somewhat spiritually present especially in the land of the rising ego.