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TheWien

32 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

Howdy, folks. I don't really like to talk about myself if a specific topic is not broached. I can say that I am an ambitious nerd, and an aspiring aspiring musician. I'm an insomniac for no reason other than the fact that I wish that there was more time in the day to relax, and sleeping (as great as it is) takes away from that. I enjoy books, especially the good ones. If you have a book you would like to recommend to me, by all means please do. I like to spend my time thinking of ways I could be spending my time. What little free time I have to do such frivolous activities, that is.

I am a destroyer of all worlds.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm secretly a super hero. But don't tell anybody.

I make video games in the meantime. I'm also learning how to be a wizard. If you think you can hang with with me in a wizard's duel, then by all means...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
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The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty friggin tall. Everything else after that is secondary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by H.P. Lovecraft (Call of Cthulhu, The Color Out of Space, The Shadow Over Innsmouth), Nickel and Dimed, Confessions of an Economic Hitman, Secret History of the American Empire, Diablo and Warcraft series, Enders Game. I'm a fan of a good political read, as well.

Movies: I love comedies. Bowfinger, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked up, etc. I love sketch comedy. I've been meaning to write some of my own lately... but I'm lazy.

Music: Rock, Indie Rock, Pop Rock, Emo, Screamo, Punk, Post Hardcore, Experimental, Instrumental, Jazz, Jazz Fusion, Break Beats, Trip Hop, Hip Hop, J-Rock, Shoegazer, Surf Rock

Steely Dan, Boz Skags, The Doobie Brothers, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Meyvn, Acid, American Football, Nature Living, The Casket Lottery, Appleseed Cast, The Owls, Oceanlane, New Starting Over, Counterfit, Buddhistson, Sleeping at Last, Sunny Day Real Estate, Sponge, Sparta, Smashing Pumpkins, Hayden, 30 Seconds to Mars, Elliott, Gatsby's American Dream, Thrice, Thursday, Recover, Preserve the Sound, Dream Theater, Rush, Luna Sea, Sugizo, Inoran, J, Die!!Die!!Color!!!, Balzac, Death Cab for Cutie, The Deftones, Mogwai, Explosians in the Sky, Mono, Iron Maiden, Edguy, Blind Gaurdian, Hammerfall, The Mad Capsule Markets, Walrus, Matchbook Romance, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, At the Drive In, Open Hand, Karate, Hayden, Lost City Angels, Poison the Well, Winslow, Unearth, Kagerou, Dir en Grey, Rhapsody (of Fire), DragonForce, From Autumn to Ashes, A Static Lullaby, Anatomy of a Ghost, Make Believe, Owen, Mineral, Maritime, Enigma (thats right, bitch!), etc

Music I DON'T like: Godsmack, Puddle of Mudd, Adema, POD, Coal Chamber, Korn, Spineshank, Sevendust, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Creed, Default, Maroon 5, 3 Doors Down, Seven Mary Three, Three Days Grace, any other band with Three in the name, Mindless Self Indulgence, LIT, Skrillex

Food: Asian food (Korean, Thai, Japanese), good ol fashioned AMERICAN CHEESEBURGERS, any sort of gourmet cuisine
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Wine and delicious beers and brews
3. Football (Longhorns and Buffalo Bills. Yeah that's right.)
4. FOOD.
5. Travel... although I have been without that for a while :(
6. Goals! GOALS!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about, being out and about.

If there is no outness involved in my rampant aboutness, then it is typically replaced by nerdiness. Regardless of the situation, fun is usually had by all parties involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I speak like Frasier Crane, and have no shame in it. In fact, I find that this makes me a little bit of a badass.

I have seen Failure to Launch. Never said I liked it.... I've just seen it.
You should message me if
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Please be somewhat smart. I value intelligence above all else. I have a tendency to dive very deep into an random topic of conversation, and enjoy raucous debates (especially the booze filled ones that would have ended with a gun dual circa 1700s). Its all in good fun.

Must be a fan of comedy of all sorts, especially political comedy!

No right wing loons, please. Although I think I am fairly safe from garnering the attraction of a right wing loon.

I like nerds. Real nerds, not the fake ambiguous bs that passes as nerdiness nowadays. Be passionate and well informed about something!

You are Olivia Munn.

If you're not, that's cool, too.

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