I sing la bohème electric.

One (1) Scrappy Indie Chick: This model comes equipped with changing hair color, scuffed Chuck Taylors, ever present headphones, and a soft smile. Must be fed junk food, caffeine, and kisses at the corners of her lips on a regular basis. Fully capable of ballroom dancing, ripping on B movies, spouting random facts, driving until the road runs out, singing in the shower, and staying up late for (unspecified). Also comes with one one scruffy dog, a gargoyle, the ugliest betta in the fish store, and an irrational fear of centipedes.

Warning: May cause butterflies, optimism, laughter, or fear (of ghosts, centipedes, and/or ghost centipedes). Not intended for those under 21 years of age. Not intended for private sale or consumption. Does not play well with other Rumpi. Batteries not included, see email for more details. Also may contain hints of pretentious hipster fanaticism. Actual truth may vary.

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• UselessDrunk

Student of journalism. Minion of Penelope Design. My freetime is spent with my dogs, on the road, or practicing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Just living the American Dream, right?

Finding my car in the parking lot.

The fact that I'm mouthing the words to whatever my headphones are blaring. Possibly some air drums.

You may never ask me this question again.

1) Orlando, The Wallflower at the Orgy, The Trap: Selling Out to Stay Afloat, High Fidelity, The Short Bus, Hairstyles of the Damned, Generation, American Gods, The Dresden Files, The Sun Also Rises, Electroboy, The Watchmen, Four Past Midnight, Neuromancer, the complete works of Ray Bradbury, Where the Wild Things Are, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Dark Tower, Ordinary People, Running with Scissors, Choke, Possible Side Effects, Chronicles of a Death Foretold, The Myth of Happiness, Happier, The Shining, Black House, And Then We Came to the End

2) Yojimbo, Lars and the Real Girl, Persona, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Searchers, Wild Strawberries, La Dolce Vita,Tommy, A Fist Full of Dollars, Ordinary People, Shopgirl, Rushmore, The Darjeeling Limited, Donnie Darko, The Great Escape, Casablanca, The Life Aquatic, Anchorman, Seven, Slither, Serenity, Arrested Development (all seasons), The Fifth Element, The Reanimator, Natural Born Killers, Knocked Up, Superbad, Juno, Fay Grim, The Neverending Story, Sin City, Pirates of the Carribean, Star Wars, I (heart) Huckabees, all 3 Indiana Jones movies, Transformers (the original and the recent one!), What Dreams May Come, Mirror Mask, Pan's Labyrinth, Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Psycho, The Shining, They Live, Big Trouble in Little China, Escape From New York, No Country for Old Men, Running Man, Running with Scissors, Orange County, any cheesy scifi.

3) The Weakerthans, Massive Attack, Cheap Trick, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour, Kings of Leon, Arctic Monkeys, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Atmosphere, Miles Davis, Depeche Mode, Liquido, The New Pornographers, Vivaldi, Yoko Kanno, OK Go, Regina Spektor, The Rolling Stones, Atmosphere, Ted Leo/The Pharmacists, The Beatles, Keane, The Who, A Fine Frenzy, Slayer, Aerosmith, Against Me!, The Hold Steady, Spoon, The Almost, Garbage, Ben Folds, Elliot Smith, Nick Drake, A Band of Horses, The Academy Is, DJ Krush, Chemical Brothers, Kaiser Chefs, The Dandy Warhols, Alice in Chains, NIN, Billy Joel, David Bowie, The Beatles, Cake, King Diamond, Feist, Brand New, Sheryl Crow, Rufus Wainwright, Common, Aesop Rock, etc. tl;dr: Still hate country music.

4) Italian, Thai, Chinese, Indian, American, anything edible.

Music, my sense of humor, something about air/food/water/shelter, touch, hope, and the kindness of strangers.

This: www.freerice.com

Hanging out with friends or on the road.

I laugh at the jokes on popsicle sticks.

You can answer this question: How much does a polar bear weigh?

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You can name the references in the first line of my profile.