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51 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40-55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:02am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Not at all
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have never been in a Turkish prison.
I paint from the diaphragm.
When I eat Chinese food, I use only one chopstick.
I was born with a sixth sense, so I donated my third to charity.
I do not understand how or why Keanu Reeves has an acting career.
I once built a canoe out of p.v.c. pipes and an old tarp.
I was not arrested for doing so.
As a matter of routine, I have none.
I bake well, and I'm man enough to admit it.
I would rather read about you than write about me.
I have been a magazine travel writer/photographer for decades.
Magazines, however, are becoming Dodo-fied. Relax, I'm a professional and can take such artistic license.
Though I suspect one more similar violation will get my license revoked.
I am passionately, vociferously, egregiously honest, and I would like to meet a woman who would not use any of the following adverbs—sporadically, inconsistently, inadvertently—to describe her level of honesty. Of course, if she were dishonest, then she wouldn't use ... you get the idea.
I do not know why the caged bird sings, but I have a hunch.
In the sixth grade, I came in second in a pass-punt-and-kick competition, but as Muhammad Ali said, "It ain't bragging if you can do it."
I am exactly as tall as I claim to be, and exactly as bald as my pictures show me to be. I am, however, willing to reveal more about myself than I have in this self-summary but felt a need to be whimsical rather than heartfelt. Perhaps it was something I ate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently managed to escape from the backwoods nowhere of Roseburg, Oregon and could not be happier about being back in Los Angeles.

Writing, painting, taking photos, reading, staying active, learning to play the guitar, hoping Tiger never wins another Major (You Da Man, Jack!), wondering if a reality show about B-List Celebrities Playing Strip Poker to benefit narcoleptics would be a hit, and looking to meet a woman who is looking for something real.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out profiles
Reading people's poker faces
Sussing out hypocrisy
Opening jars
Being sarcastic
Doling out compliments
Hatching Ponzi schemes
Baking lemon bars
Evading normality
Writing song lyrics
Not being swayed by online ads
Or tv ads
Or those in magazines and newspapers
Admiring creative efforts and applauding artistic successes
Not listing nearly enough books or movies in the list below
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The enormous bulge ... oh, never mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All the King's Men (the book), The Red, White and Blue, by John Gregory Dunne, The Sportswriter, Tender is the Night, The Sun Also Rises, Lolita, Homicide, The Maltese Falcon, anything Lehane, Connolly or James Lee Burke.

Barton Fink, Apocalypse Now, Crimes and Misdemeanors, The Jerk, Young Frankenstein, Million-Dollar Baby, Crash, Life is Beautiful, Blood Diamond, Chinatown, Do the Right Thing, Annie Hall, Sid and Nancy, Blood Simple, No Country for Old Men, The Stunt Man

The Next Food Network Star, Chopped

The Beatles, The Stones, Blues, Jazz that is not played on The Wave, acoustic guitar

protein shakes
vegan meals (went vegan in October. Have lost weight I hadn't thought I needed to lose, since it had been with me for two decades; feel great and do not have a guilty conscience.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Travel (I survived without it for the last year, but only just)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how Republicans live with themselves.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably reading, painting or watching a rented movie, wishing I were doing something more satisfying with someone wonderful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm not a private person in the slightest. I'll tell you what you want to know. But you have to ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. It would help if you're really smart, creative, kind, funny, gorgeous, athletic, daring, fun, gorgeous, emotionally generous, perceptive, outdoorsy, spontaneous, gorgeous, loving, talented, musical, easily turned on and multi-orgasmic, honest, looking for a long-term relationship (the healthy kind), generally happy but not a Pollyanna and—although it may seem shallow—gorgeous. And genuinely liking yourself counts for a hell of a lot.
Whether I choose to respond depends on many factors, none of which I am at liberty to display to the world of OK Cupid, per court order.