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32 Yonkers, NY Man


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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
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My self-summary
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There's a time when a man needs to fight, and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny is lost... the ship has sailed and only a fool would continue. Truth is... I've always been a fool.

I am equal parts Urban addict, outdoorsman and homebody. Raised in the woods, endured suburbia, in love with the city. I can teach you how to kayak or survive in 0 degrees for a night but I am just as happy people watching in grand central.

Really though, any given night, I want to experience something. Whether its in watching a new movie, or out exploring a new place, enjoying a new restaurant with an old friend or sharing a favorite bar with a new friend. I can't do stagnation. I have lived in 4 states in the past 7 years and I might like to stay in New York a bit longer. So much to do and see here and it's always changing. I love it.

I am very disappointed that in Body Type: there is no spot for VIKING or LUMBERJACK... Where has the world for strong burly men gone?

I feel that it warrants mentioning somewhere that I REALLY like hockey... so yeah, if you also like hockey, say hi, we will get along just fine.
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend my days adrift in the world of consumer whore retail operations. It is merely a means to get by so I can wander from here to there and immerse myself in the locality. I actually like my job for the most part, so I can't complain, its stable, has some solid perks and has given me solid opportunities but I work to live not live to work.

I cant sit still for too long.

I can sure as hell smile pretty for the cameras though. You'll almost think that I was a real boy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Convincing the world I dont exist...

Also: being scruffy, burly and huggable apparently.

Really though... pushing comfort zones. I don't believe any words or topics are off limits. I firmly believe that all expression is inherently good when used in the right setting or style. If you are offended easily you should probably move on to someone else. There is no bad content, only poor context.
The first things people usually notice about me
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As much as it pains me to admit this, probably dimples.

...or that it seems like I don't sleep.

...or my beard has become out of control.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of nonsense but I always come back to Kurt Vonnegut. I also enjoy how Richard Dawkins is always a dependable way to affirm my life views. Anything humorous.

Complete movie junkie. I can and will watch nearly everything I can get my hands on. If its good I will enjoy it, if it is bad I will enjoy mocking it. I like Mainstream, foreign, indy, horror, disney, you name it. I will admit to seeing a Lord of the Rings marathon in the theater. I have a little bit of a problem.

If it is on my tv it is generally funny. Whatever I can find on Netflix streaming or on demand. I could never schedule life around tv.

I listen to a lot, but right now, some mix of this:
annnd fuck it MC
Gotta just have fun sometimes right?

Food nut. I could not live in a world that didn't have cows, give me beef and I'm a happy man. I love beer (read: good beer). I always want to try new things and am perpetually on the lookout for good sushi. I will cook you anything you ask for. If my first shot isn't great the follow-up will be.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
ellipses... twice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I often will visualize horrible things happening to people who are engaging me in boring conversation. It is how I am able to stay polite/smiling/nodding at them...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wherever you'd like to go with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There are tons of scandalous things I really have no problem admitting. Just ask, but instead of scaring you away right off the bat lets go with...

What I really hate admitting is that this might be my favorite thing EVER
You should message me if
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- are willing to be open and honest.
- are a lover of real conversation
-have any sort of creative passion
-have any sort of artistic talent
-have a playfully competitive nature
-love trying new things
-have just a little bit of an evil streak in you

But above all, you would just like to share in some adventure.

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