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22 Florham Park, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–25
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What up internet? My name is Austin! This is my profile. And you're reading this right now. And now you're wondering why I wrote that. And now you're freaking out because you think I can read your mind even though I don't know you. But I'd like to get to know you! So message me! Reading the rest of the profile is optional, but recommended.

I switch between city boy and dirtbag depending on where I am. I guess you could say I'm malleable in a sense?

Also you should watch this video because it's pretty much sums me up:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a rock climbing gym (New Jersey Rock Gym - you should check it out its rad!), looking for jobs in Motion Design, binge watching netflix, climbing and saving money for new adventures!

Some of my animation work if ya wanna see it:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Relaxing, thinking, talking, functioning as a human being, finding places to explore, stumbling over my words. and getting distra- HOLY CRAP DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT AWESOME DUST SPEC?!?! .....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I honestly have no clue. Never really asked anyone before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music - Indie, Hip Hop, Punk, Rock, Rap, Electronic, Folk, and all the subcategories of those plus probably a few more genres I'm forgetting

Movies - Boondock Saints, Wet Hot American Summer, LOTR, whatever's on Netflix nowadays

Shows - How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Arrow, The Flash, The Walking Dead, South Park, Friends, Archer, Rick and Morty.

Food - Usually anything. There's a lot of foods that's I'm very curious about eating. If I haven't tried it yet, it's most likely on the list. And I do like to try to eat relatively healthy. But yeah. I like food. A lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A place to sleep
A place to climb
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want to do in the next hour. Or what I want to eat. Sometimes I think about the vastly expanding universe and the theories created that go beyond our physical reality. But mostly I think about eating
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out what to do on a Friday night. Then going to a friends or a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am secretly a dog who knows how to use a computer. And I moonlight as a professional sleeper. It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what parts of this profile are jokes and which ones aren't. Because I am serious about a few things...sorta...

There's always something to talk about! So message me!