Pretty much everything fascinates me. History, philosophy, reading theoretical physics articles on Wikipedia that go way over my head, the art of standup comedy... I'll stop there. Sarcasm and stupid puns are as indispensable to me as books and music are. And, of course, if you want to get a really accurate sense of the kind of person I am, talk to me, because we're all defined by how we appear to other people and yadda yadda apparently it only takes two fuckin' paragraphs for me to dive headfirst into the Cliche Pit.
So basically I want to meet interesting people and talk to them and have excellent experiences. And possibly make out/have sex with them if attraction happens but that's not by any means necessary for me to want to get to know someone.
And this is already too long already but whatever; I might as well also make it clear that I absolutely despise dishonesty, intolerance (especially homophobia and the shaming of those with mental illnesses), and anything that could loosely be described as "bullshit." I'm extremely straightforward and leave little unsaid, especially when it comes to relationships, and I try to encourage others to be the same.
Apparently I sound way more serious here than I actually am in real life. Kind of a goofball, really. I will 100% act like a enormous dork around those I'm comfortable with.