I'm short (kinda), skinny (definitely), snarky, sweary, silly, spiffy, swanky, snazzy. Those last few may not actually be true, but they're some of my favorite words. Along with "shenanigans." Sarcasm and stupid puns are as indispensable to me as books and music are, and my verbosity and occasional eloquence is matched by the density of my swearing and use of "yo" and "word" (you know how that goes: you start doing something ironically and then become the mask). And, of course, if you want to get a real accurate sense of the kind of person I am, talk to me, because we're all defined by how we appear to other people and apparently it only takes two damn paragraphs for me to dive headfirst into the Cliche Pit.
A little more seriously, I might as well make it clear that I absolutely despise dishonesty, intolerance (especially, for rather personal reasons, homophobia and the shaming of those with mental illnesses), and anything that could loosely be described as "bullshit." I'm extremely straightforward and leave little unsaid, and I try to encourage others to be the same. I also self-identify as a feminist, and no, I'm not just saying that to seem like That Cool Guy: I'm a good weird liberal Massachusetts punk rocker, and since the eradication of inequality and injustice is always a damn good aspiration, it almost seems like something that shouldn't need to be said. (Also, apparently I sound way more serious here than I actually am in real life. Kind of a goofball, really.)
I write and record original music ("record" here meaning "play into Garageband"), mostly various flavors of punk rock and some acoustic "singer-songwriter" fluff. I have some old stuff on YouTube—my channel is "thefrancfurter" if you want to check any of it out—but I'm more willing to share newer stuff with anyone who's interested.
If you have a good short joke, please tell it to me because I love them. I swear I'm not being sarcastic. I'll tell you my favorite one if you ask.