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31 M Sicklerville, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
When I was a kid, I used to crawl under tables or chairs and look at the undersides, to see the parts of the world that nobody ever looks at.

Well, I grew up! but I'm still that guy. I find gems in the unlikeliest of places. I turn problems on their sides and fix them. I'm constantly exploring. Looking out at the world through a glass-half-full (of craft beer, more than likely), I'm constantly in search of the majestic hidden in the mundane, and I'm always on the lookout for an opportunity to slip in The Perfect Joke.

Promise, you won't be bored :P

I'm looking for an activity partner - things like skiing, dancing, wall climbing, sky diving, yoga or martial arts classes. If you can think of something cool I should try out, I'm down.
What I’m doing with my life
Finding out if my Axe chocolate shampoo tastes as good as it smells (it doesn't).

IRAs, stock trading, and mortgages, Oh my! Finding out that all those "big people" words aren't nearly as daunting as they sound when you first hear them.

Returning to college to be a doctor, and super excited about it! Watch out world, I'll be fixing ALL the knees pretty soon!
I’m really good at
Cuddling and making out, solving puzzles, snark.
The first things people usually notice about me
All the bad puns. Maybe the bodacious goatee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm currently reading a book about anti-gravity; I just can't put it down.

Try reading The Dresden Files. It's like Harry Potter meets Watchmen.

Check out Elementary. That show is amazing.

Weezer. Maroon 5. Macklemore.
The six things I could never do without
Family, first and foremost.

Everybody says "cellphone," but seriously - it's the Swiss Army Knife for the modern world.

My car and my house get honorable mentions, but seriously, there's not much in life I really *need.*
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Awesome adventures. Treasure hunting.
On a typical Friday night I am
preparing to regret tomorrow morning, but not enough to stop doing what I'm doing today.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every time I go into the bathroom, I check behind the shower curtain for assassins.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I think my significant other should also be my best friend. That being said: no pressure! I'm on this site to meet people and hang out - all that relationship stuff tends to work itself out. See you in the 'Verse :)

***I am NOT looking for a pen pal. "In real life" we'd meet accidentally at the grocery store and bond over our choice of almond milk or the price of steak and I'd ask for your number after an average conversation of about 45 seconds. I'm not looking to chat you up for 3 months before we meet, it's just not worth my time.