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The_AlphaNerd

31 M Sicklerville, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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When I was a kid, I used to crawl under tables or chairs and look at the undersides, to see the parts of the world that nobody ever looks at. I'm the adult version of that nowadays :P

I'm the hard-corest of nerds. I play Quidditch, larp, yoga, study, and have cooking adventures. Got my shit together, house, car, investment portfolio, good group of friends. Most of the women in my life aren't dating material, so: internet to the rescue!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding out if my Axe chocolate shampoo tastes as good as it smells (it doesn't).

I'm in college to be a doctor. Kudos to you if you're ok hanging out and cuddling while I study.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making out, solving puzzles, snark, the pun game.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Quick with a joke. Puns for days.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm currently reading a book about anti-gravity; I just can't put it down.

Try reading The Dresden Files. It's like Harry Potter meets Watchmen.

Check out Elementary. That show is amazing.

Weezer. Maroon 5. Macklemore.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, first and foremost.

Everybody says "cellphone," but seriously - it's the Swiss Army Knife for the modern world.

My car and my house get honorable mentions, but seriously, there's not much in life I really *need.*

My spirit-husband and his girlfriend. They're my best friends. If you want to double date with them, hit me up!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Awesome adventures. Treasure hunting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
preparing to regret tomorrow morning, but not enough to stop doing what I'm doing today.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I go into the bathroom, I check behind the shower curtain for assassins.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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I think my significant other should also be my best friend. That being said: be ready to have adventures. Be bold!