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28 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My personality type is INTJ and I find it a little bit difficult to relate to most people. I'm full of weird idiosyncrasies, one of them is that I follow my curiosity basically anywhere, and it leads me to some strange places (like outside, in sock feet, in the middle of winter.)

Things that regular exposure to me will result in:
- Hours of video gaming
- Getting dragged to a race track of some type at least once
- Finding car parts/3D-printed objects in random places
- Awesome mac 'n' cheese
- A wonderful depth of interaction during conversations
- Impromptu road trips to random (or not-so-random... But usually random) locations
- Being amazed by my Tetris skillz
- National Art Gallery visits
- Monte Cristo sandwiches
- Being offended (hopefully briefly)
- The realisation that--in spite of my Aquarian abrasiveness--I do my best to respect your emotions
- Oddly-timed requests to pop the hood of your car
- Me asking you lots of questions beginning with "why"--I like finding out why people do the things they do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Pondering kinesics (study of body language.) Also pondering many other scientific/logical things.

- Staving off adult responsibilities for as long as humanly possible.

- Starting a business; searching for a few more tools and a larger space where I can experiment with things--like aerodynamics, electricity or internal combustion engines--more easily and/or new things I can do with less space...

- Fusing, cutting, aligning, re-fusing, assembling and refining (ie, building/altering parts for my car/bicycle/whatever.)

- Trying to strike a balance between working too much and earning too little and earning too much (hourly) and working too little.

- Waiting for packages to come in the mail.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Puzzles
- Science
- Photography
- Reciting pi
- Puns
- Fixing cars
- Keeping an open mind
- Getting along with cats :3
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first three remarks that come to mind are that:
- I'm quiet
- I'm weird
- I'm random
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I usually gravitate towards books that have at least some social commentary. I love Dan Brown's stuff ("The Da Vinci Code" and later.) "Animal Farm" is also great; it's basically a big giant metaphor. "1984" is good as well, but gets kind of dry in that last third...

I like sci-fi and "mind-fuck" movies. "The Fifth Element", "Being John Malkovich", "12 Monkeys", "Idiocracy", "Waking Life", pretty much everything directed by Terry Gilliam, the newest "Batman" trilogy (as but a few examples...)

I more-or-less exclusively watch pseudo-intellectual TV shows and adult cartoons: "Community", "Louie", "South Park", "Futurama", "Scrubs", those sorts of shows. My current guilty pleasure is "Archer". I am not proud of this last one, but I used to be a religious watcher of "American Chopper(s)". In spite of its horribleness, I couldn't stop watching.

I like music that I can analyse (like the various genres of classical) or music with lyrics that actually make me think. The Offspring, Gogol Bordello, Cake, They Might be Giants, Beastie Boys... I also am utterly fascinated at how much of a worldwide phenomenon heavy metal music has become, and the plethora of sub-genres contained within it. It's also apparently based off of a Bach fugue, so it's basically classical music with guitars and drums.

I'll eat just about anything that doesn't have meat in it; I love trying new foods and discovering new recipes. (Even if it does have meat in it, I'll generally try it if someone has gone to the effort of making it for me. Especially so if they are unaware of my dietary choices--because of that whole "respecting emotions" thing I try to do.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- PB & J
- The Sun/ warm weather
- Knowledge/Curiosity
- Fun
- Freedom of thought
- Internet, interaction or international travel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- How emotions work
- Cruella De Vil
- Physics
- What I eat/drink
- Solar power
- How to make money while remaining happy
- Why people still farm animals and make paper from trees, among other things...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Chewing on a PS3 controller
- Soldering
- Laughing at a 110 volt, 11amp electric motor, because it has
1.21 KILOWATTS!!!!!11one
- Playing video games with a person or people
- Riding my bike to random places
You should message me if
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- you want to.
- you are that special combination of oh-so-lovely and oh-so-lonely (and let's face it, if you're on this site, you have that combination.)
- you aren't at your 300-message storage limit, so I can respond.