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The_AverageGuy

30 M Prague, Czech Republic

My Details

Last Online
Aug 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), Czech (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Meh, a whole bunch of boring stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just living the dream
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice is like audible chocolate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: I'm a sucker for comedies; The Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, Blazzing Saddles, and Pulp Fiction are all among my favorites. And It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and South Park are the funniest shows on TV as far as I'm concerned.

Music: I'm sort of all over the place as far as what I like, but i'll listen to anything except country. I'm a big fan of Funk and Classic Rock but again I'll listen to anything. Some of my favorite artists are Dr. John, Curtis Mayfield, Steely Dan, George Clinton, James Brown.....the list goes on. I will say Stevie Wonder's Songs In the Key of Life is one of my favorite albums ever and I can only hope the one to which I was conceived.

Food: All of it, except olives. They are everything I imagine a rotten grape to be; rancid salty taste, semi-tough but stll squishy texture, and ugh, the smell.........gross. I love sushi as well as most ethnic foods, and have a firm belief that bacon and cheese are two things that make absolutely anything better. I don't care what it is, the addition of bacon and/or cheese is an improvement, it's just that simple.

Books: I'm currently reading "The Vodka King" (the story about Pyotr Smirnov and his rise through Russian history) and it's actually a pretty interesting read. The last book I read that I really enjoyed reading was "Me Talk Pretty One Day", but anything by David Sedaris is pretty much good in my book. "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" the Tucker Max book was pretty damn funny too, but only if you can laugh at chauvinist/misogynistic (that doesn't mean I am) humor. If you're familiar with the Onion that's a definite plus, even though it's not a book it's one of the funniest things in print.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-beer/scotch
-bacon
-sleep
-friends
-family
-plaid

possibly in that order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just how funky is too funky?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating