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26 Crawfordsville, IN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 29, 2013
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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This is a dead profile! Go say what up at profile/king_of_bears
What I’m doing with my life
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I get paid to watch other people do factory stuff.

I plan on taking advantage of the GI Bill (I did five in the Corps), but I'm saving up beforehand so that I don't have to work much while I go back to school. Graphic design, when I get there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not talking during movies.
Drawing pictures of bears.
Time Crisis 2.
Having animals want to be friends with me.
Eating things that require more than one bite in one bite.
Finding other people's keys.
Knowing where the clitoris is.
Starting video games and not finishing them.
Looking bad in hats.
Becoming enamored with quirky actresses in bad independent films.
Staying awake for more than 48 hours
The first things people usually notice about me
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Resting asshole face. Follow the link! -->
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Neil "Motherfucking" Gaiman. Orwell, Philip K. Dick, Max Brooks, Douglas Adams, George R. R. Martin, Brandon Sanderson.

Music: Dead Kennedys, Alkaline Trio, Them Crooked Vultures, The White Stripes, Wu Tang, The Beatles, Rise Against, Nas, The Black Keys, Misfits, A Tribe Called Quest, Cake, Nine Inch Nails, Bowie, Celtic Frost, the Sounds, Gogol Bordello, The Strokes, Volbeat, TV on the Radio, Reel Big Fish, Ghost, Less Than Jake, etc.

Movies: The Life Aquatic, Once, A Scanner Darkly, V for Vendetta, Shaun of the Dead, The Matrix, The Shining, Pan's Labyrinth, Last Crusade, The Land Before Time, the original Star Wars trilogy, Sin City, Casablanca, Blade Runner.

Shows: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Community, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer, car, ukulele, my lesbian cats, toothbrush and phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would happen if you dump a packet of poprocks in someone's vagina?

Because I really hope it'd be like a fourth grade science fair volcano.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home, making music (I play guitar, bass, ukulele, keyboard and drums)(all terribly), drawing, enjoying some wine (from a box, naturally) maybe playing some games or reading. Unfortunately I'm not too big into meth or incest so I've had a hard time making friends locally and as such I rarely get out unless I'm road tripping to a buddy or a buddy road tripped to me. I'm working on it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not really private, but children fucking terrify me. Now, I'm a man of science and et cetera, so I don't believe in any metaphysical bullshit, but I sincerely believe that children have a window into some supernatural, creepy crawly, shit your pants scary type stuff. As an adult, I can't believe in that stuff, but I think it's plenty real inside the mind of a child and it's wicked terrifying.
You should message me if
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You like dinosaurs, seeing bands live, traveling and singing along to the radio.