I'm brand new to Indiana. Previously, it was just the boring state I drove through to get to the good states, but now it's the boring state that I actually exist in, full time.

Joking!

Well. Sort of.

I've lived in eleven different states, three different countries, big cities and small towns. I've worked as a prison guard, a seafood bus boy, made books, turned down an internship for graphic design at MTV, spent five years in the Marine Corps, recorded an album, etc.

You know, the usual, I guess.

But, anyway, here I am.

So I'm looking for friends!

But I don't really have a lot of time for them. Because I'm working! A lot. At a factory. It sucks. But it's the current step in my journey, and I'm definitely making an adventure of it.

Like I said, I just got hired on at a factory to do factory stuff, so I'm going to do that for a while because even though it isn't really my scene, I'm not a fan of shrugging off commitments, you know? I also plan on taking advantage of my GI Bill, but I really don't know what I want to be when I grow up yet.

Not talking during movies.
Being sort of an asshole. A really endearing asshole.
Time Crisis 2.
Having animals want to be friends with me.
Drawing pictures of bears.
Eating things that require more than one bite in one bite.
Wasting time on my phone.
Knowing where the clitoris is.
Starting video games and not finishing them.
Looking bad in hats.
Finding other people's keys.
Becoming enamored with quirky actresses in bad independent films.
Staying awake for more than 48 hours.

People think I'm shy, but I'm really just not comfortable being as open as I can be around them.

That doesn't mean I'm some weird, quiet jackass, mind you, it's moreso that most people can't really handle my specific brand of ridiculously dark and inappropriate humor and I'm socially conscious enough to not subject them to that.

Oh, and I fucking swear a lot.

Authors: Neil Gaiman is my favorite author ever. Orwell, Philip K. Dick, Max Brooks, Douglas Adams, George R. R. Martin, Brandon Sanderson.

Music: Alkaline Trio, The Black Keys, Them Crooked Vultures, The White Stripes, The Beatles, Rise Against, Nas, Misfits, Cake, Nine Inch Nails, Bowie, Gogol Bordello, The Strokes, Volbeat, Jonathon Coulton, TV on the Radio, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, etc.

Movies: The Life Aquatic, Once, A Scanner Darkly, V for Vendetta, Shaun of the Dead, The Matrix, Pan's Labyrinth, Last Crusade, The Land Before Time, the original Star Wars trilogy, Sin City, Casablanca, Blade Runner.

I just watched The Cabin in the Woods, and what a fucking blast it was. Do you like H.P. Lovecraft, sci-fi, and fourth wall nodding humor? You'll love it. Seriously.

Shows: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Breaking Bad, Community, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop.

My cat, my computer, my car, a nice big blanket, my ukulele and a pair of good headphones.

What would happen if you dump a packet of poprocks in someone's vagina?

I really hope it'd be like a fourth grade science fair volcano.

you know, doing whatever. Usually working. On the off chance that I'm not working though, you'll find me on the internet, playing the drums/uke/bass/guitar, videogames, being wicked bored, cutting stencils, drinking more than someone should by themselves, etc.

Honestly, I'm really not looking for a relationship yet, so we can skip the awkward stage where we brainlessly regurgitate each others' pages back to each other and move right along to the part where we act like normal humans. If it's all the same to you.

I'm looking for friends first, the rest can follow.