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The_Beard07

26 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Dec 30, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Brandon. Some people think I had a secret love affair with my beard. I went to three colleges in three years as a Literature major. I'm a geek. A writer. I work for a Record Store. I think robots are awesome. Hats are cool. I'm awful at Call Of Duty. I grew up in the 90s. I could have grown up in the 1900s, 20s and 30s. And the 50s, 60s and 70s. I collect all kinds of "cool" stuff and I do mean the "". Recently moved to Pittsburgh for work. Halloween is my favorite Holiday. Blue is my favorite color... I think. Fall is my favorite season. I can quite literally sleep through just about anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the store manager at a record shop and my job is boss. I'm working on the next "GreatGreat American Novel" and am completely stoked about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm good at making people laugh.... What I fail to realize, is that there usually laughing at me... Things go over my head very easily and I walk into things, like doors for example, often.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It used to be my gnarly beard but since that's gone (don't really want to talk about it) I would say my ears and nose, they're pierced and gauged, so they attract attention, good and bad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:

The Smithss
HIM
Hatebreed
Cannibal Corpse
Rolling Stones
New Found Glory
Remembering Never
Terror
MIA
Aiden
Story Of The Year
The Cure
Mayday Parade
Dying Fetus
I Am Ghost
Endwell
The Used
MadBall
Alesana
FirstBlood
Haste The Day
Job For A Cowboy
Lights
My Bloody Valentine
Stretch Armstrong
Every Avenuee
The Maine
The Cure
Deafheaven
Marduk
MGK
Notorious BIG
Tyler Farr
Luke Bryan
Hit The Lights
Willie Nelson
Johnny CashCash
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Harry Conick Jr.
Howlin' Wolf
Gary Clark Jr
fun.
Gaslight Anthem
Etc.Etc.

Movies:

The Wicker Man
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Garden State
The Grudge Trilogy
The Crow
Cape Fear
Garden State
Stranger Than Fictionon
JAWS
(500) Days Of Summer
The Phantom
Forbidden Planet
Nightmare Before Christmas
The Time Machine (1960)
Boondock Saintsssss
Hot Fuzz
Shaun of the DeadDead
Fired Up
Star Trek
Star Wars
Inception
Journey to the Center of the Earth (1930)
Great Gatsby
Pacific Rim
Woman In Black
Sucker Punch
Death Note
Avatar
Marvel Movies
The Awakening
Zombieland
George Romero "Dead" films

Books:

Marvel Comics
Ameilia Atwater Rhodes
Neil Gaiman
Corneilia Funk
Emily Dickinson
Edgar Allen Poe
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Dean Koontz
Death Note
Doctor Who books
Richard Dawkins
Sam Harris
Stephen Hawking
Etc.

Shows:

Spaced
Doctor Who
Hemlock Grove
DeathNote
Whisker WarsWars
Big Bang Theory
Big Brother
King of Queens
Star Trek
Modern Family
Ghost Adventures
Destination Truth
Etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Home
-Hot Dogs
-Writing
-Friends
-Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things... So many things... Never underestimate the things...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying new and inventive ways to take over the world and figuring out how to warch Ghost Adventures without cable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not a lot to admit. Not really a private person.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think that we could go out and paint the town red and have a great time, regardless of what we're doing. And as for the people I don't want to message me? Well... no one's stopping you from messaging me... I just... don't have to answer... I guess.