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The_Bestasaurus

26 M Lawrence, KS

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 8″ (2.03m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Simple, genuine, and a huge nerd.
Seriously, I nerd out hardcore: anime, vidya games, comic books, music, anything I get interested in I have to know everything about.
Somewhat dark sense of humor, but I'm generally everyone's buddy.
Well, everyone except the guy with Napoleon syndrome... D:>
What I’m doing with my life
Youngest liquor store manager in Kansas. Kind of a big deal. I'm a craft beer enthusiast, and a hell of a salesman.
In my free time I'm usually consumed by the vidya games, watching junk on Netflix, reading comics, trying to understand other lifestyles and ways of thinking, or making sweet, sweet musical love with my guitar. I also do vocals for a local band in Lawrence.
I’m really good at
Chilling the fuck out, maaaaaaan. Being friendly, making interpersonal connections.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can reach the top shelf. <:3c
Also, that I'm always smiling and laughing, and have a voice for radio.
Maybe that I am possibly the coolest guy ever.
Ever.
Seriously.
Shut up, you don't know me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Numerous books on philosophy, mostly comic books. Batman is my homeboy. If you haven't read Kingdom Come, you should. Watchmen was also numba one supa good.

Movies?
Eraserhead, Natural Born Killers, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit, Rubber, Jacobs Ladder, Seven Samurai, Gojira, Perfect Blue, the Evil Dead, atc.

TV? I like cartoons, pretty much all kinds, SUE ME.
Doctor Who, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, the Justice League series, True Detective, Fargo, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones...

Bro, do you even anime?
One Piece, Attack on Titan, Perfect Blue, Dragonball, Berserk, Naruto, Baccano...

I also fucking love video games. Mass Effect, Bioshock, Portal, Half-life, Dota 2, Journey, Kingdoms of Amalur, the Elder Scrolls, Animal Crossing, Recettear, Starcraft, WoW...

As for music, I generally prefer metal of all kinds, or old school hip hop, trip hop, swing, jazz, opera, so many things. The Melvins, Mike Patton (pretty much everything he does), Opeth, Emporer, Ensiferum, Boris, Pelican, Sleep, Electric Wizard, Russian Circles, Sunn O))), Merciful Fate, Neurosis, Iced Earth, Killing Joke, Animals As Leaders, Bloodbath, Gojira, Porcupine Tree, Immortal Technique, Jedi Mind Tricks, Wu-Tang Clan, Jazz Liberators, Emancipator, Roots, Portishead, Pretty Lights, Frank Sinatra, tons of underground artists, I could go on forever.
I have a pretty sweet death rattle, and electric guitar is my instrument of choice.
The six things I could never do without
Batman,
Mikael Akerfeldt,
Robert Downey Jr.,
beer,
sense of humor,
beard.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Counter-cultre, lately. Seriously makes you second-guess your society-indoctrinated motivations and perceptions.
Also, anyone that works in retail probably spends a lot of time contemplating leavng the planet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling out with my bro Garrus at his favorite spot on the citadel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid I threw the baby penguin off the map in Mario 64. I still lay awake at night thinking about that.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to chill out with a relaxed dude.
You can pull out dat nerd cred or just keep up an interesting conversation.
You want to play Magic the Gathering (my cards are old, but I still like the game).
You want to play an online game with me.
You have questions about the alcohols.