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24 Manchester, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 19
6' 5" (1.96m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), Esperanto (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The ghosts of my life, they grow wilder than before.

I know I have a dire username, I was drunk; fuck paying to change it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Obsolete things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Digging holes, lo fi foley, walking quickly, chatting breeze, watching telly (I hate telly)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically: Tall man's stoop
Conversationally: incredible hipocricy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
What I like is when you set a loop going of a random snippet of people talking on the radio and it goes for so long it loses all meaning.

Books: all the gospels

Movies: Blade Runner, Head Of State, Saló

Shows: Dinner With Portillo, Drag Race, Ideal

Music: Coil, Wire, Throbbing Gristle, Factory Floor

Food: Fried chicken, haloumi, muller corners
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music (making), music (listening), discourse, chatting breeze, epicurean delights, the consequences of epicurian delights
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Blair & nails techno/gabbler
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting and listening to music about death, decrying our modern connected broadband world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think children are people
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like horrible things.
You hate milkiness. I'm not a milky guy.

People have asked me about this incredulously so let me be clear: all I value is Gamelan & Tony-Blair-As-Folk-Demon. I'm not exaggerating or trying to look cool. Neither is cool.