The_Big_Slim
36 Malton, Ontario, CA
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My self-summary
Your friendly neighbourhood OK Cupid Moderator (volunteer position) and only on here for that.... found someone!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Establishing it to the best of my ability! I own my own place and have a good job .... all that's left is you!
I’m really good at
Making people laugh!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes change colour in different lights from blue/green/teal/turquoise/grey. Also I will traditionally make a person laugh within minutes ....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don't really read books ....

Movies - 300, Sin City, The Avengers, Forrest Gump, Dumb & Dumber, LOTR, Matrix series ..... I can name dozens more but will stick with this for now!

Shows - Archer, South Park, TBBT, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Dexter, HIMYM, Hell's Kitchen, The Walking Dead, Spartacus ..... I need to get into a bunch of others that haven't already been mentioned!

Music - 90's & 2000's alternative bands primarily + electronica .... I will listen to everything BUT country & musicals.

Food - Italian, Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Hakka, SEAFOOD!!!
The six things I could never do without
The technical list:
Air
Food
Water
Shelter
Clothing
Money (only cause the rest of the world requires it)

The personal list:
Internet + Macbook Pro
Friends
Affection
Playstation 3 & 4
awesome restaurants
good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be a better human being and try to lead by example.
On a typical Friday night I am
Until further notice work schedule is Monday to Friday 3 to 11 so during the week I don't do anything.

Socializing with friends or family somewhere...... then again I like to host as well.
You should message me if
When it comes to finding a good woman, we all have our criteria on what we desire .... honestly speaking, if you're like Mindy Kaling ( I seem to fall in love with short brown women with long hair and lovely curves pretty easily ) then that's already a step in my right direction! Also need to have a good heart, awesome sense of humour and of course ambition to be the best you can be!!!

There are only 3 things I am not looking for in a potential mate, if you fall under any of the 3 categories, there is no need to message me.

1) Caucasian - 2) Overtly Religious - 3) A smoker or drug user

In terms of children, at this moment in my life I don't want any but that can potentially change down the line and you have to be pretty damn special for me to consider such a thing... if you're a parent, as long as you're not looking for a father replacement then I am willing to see where things go.
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