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The_Body

25 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 7, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly kosher
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My autobiography would be titled "A Short Story", last several hundred pages, and be filled with my accounts of highs, lows, and poorly-crafted jokes.

I've always wanted to fly.

When I was younger, I thought this (http://thepunchbowl.net/?p=3142) was how dating worked. Now, I stare at the computer and read random biographical information about strangers.

Ahhh, progress.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to create meaning.

Also, medical school.
I’m really good at
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Making people smile, 5 push ups (in a ROW!), AND losing at video games.

Honestly though, making people smile. I'm silly, ironic, and fantastical. I occasionally write comedy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My extremely sarcastic nature and, if I'm really lucky, my honest smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hm. Hmmmmmmm. Community, Modern Family, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Dune, and anything with spice.

Oh, and Dr. Who. I don't know why, but that British bastard knows how to pull at my heart strings.

Music can be almost anything; the last song I added to my playlist was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGepZ-srNpc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The feeling of the sun on my face.
Family to make smile.
Friends to laugh with.
The internet.
An exciting challenge.
A good book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future! Not my own, that's boring, but where we could be. The possibilities are endless.

Ways to be Wilson from House, John Stewart, and Batman.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seeing friends, taking a walk while having an excellent conversation, and fighting crime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes, I am afraid.
You should message me if
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You felt happy/sad/horrified while reading this profile.

You think you can best me at friendly banter.

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