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The_COM

56 M O'Fallon, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 46–72
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PLEASE READ THE PROFILE LADIES~! WTH?

What can or do I say? Below are my answers, feelings, thoughts, and comments I have provided...

I have a regular guy, good sense of humor, and try to think for myself. I’m an upfront, no bullshit kind of guy and I like to formulate my own opinions. I'm a non-smoker, but I do like to have a drink from time to time (imported beer and Irish whiskey). If you would like to know more or just ask a question, please feel free to do so.

I'm looking for a FWB (THIS IS NOT A REQUIREMENT!), however a chat/email/test buddie would be nice. Maybe someone who is in the same situation or can relate to what I‘m feeling/thinking. It’s not for everyone. I understand that. The Urban Dictionary defines FWB 'friends with benefits' as casual relationship implying no commitment, but involving companionship (the friends bit) and some sort of physical element like making out, sex, baseball (the benefits). Although rumored to be a myth, absolutely possible.

This is more difficult that I thought. I’ve tried to be honest about my relationship and what I’m looking for. But man, the stories that have been told. I wish everyone well with their search but be safe and stay strong. There are some crazy f'ing people on this site with a different agenda (both men & women) than most of us. And… there are a lot of bullshitters on here. You do not know my situation so unless you have walked a mile in my shoes, back off with the comments. Please 'DO NOT' judge me and I 'WILL NOT' judge you~!

It ain't about right or left... it is about right or wrong. Everyone is different and each situation is different. One shoe does not fit all. Peace. Out.

NOTE 1: Ladies if I write you a quick note to say hi or just compliment you on your profile or pics that doesn’t mean I want to get into your knickers, etc. It is what it is… just a hello or a compliment. Nothing more, nothing less. Don’t take it personal if I’m not the type of guy you are looking for... or we don’t match.. or we don’t have the same political values.

NOTE 2: I have never used the political party as a search topic (or a requirement for someone I date). It didn't matter. It was always personality, sense of humor, likes/dislikes, etc... The govt is screwed up enuff but to say you would not go out with a dem or a repub or one has to listen to NPR or Rush or... that is just narrow minded. We don't have to agree but we do have to respect each others opinions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, paying taxes, putting up with the el toro poopoo from the govt, trying to stay ahead of the game. Our elected officials (ass clowns) in Washingtoon have got to go. I do not believe there is anyone in DC with common sense. Term limits~!

Retired from the military in 1996 with 20 years in (stationed in various locations in US, Okinawa, Japan, Germany, + UK) and am 17 years into my 2nd career (still working for the govt, stationed in various locations in US, UK, + Korea).

Trying to improve my golf game with some luck (weather permitting). Work out @ the Y 3-4 times a week. Living friendly and working friendly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't know. I'll let you know. I'm still trying to figure that out. In college, I majored in screwing up.

No one really has all the answers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes (or my mullet when I had one).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books = bios and non-fiction.
Movies = Action or comedy, no horror (all Clint/Robert DeN/Joe P).
Music = Rock, country, folk, and blues (Buddy Miller, Uriah Heep, Deep Purple, B.B. King, Alan Jackson, Lucinda Williams, Richard Thompson, John Hiatt, Joe Jackson, Jethro Tull, + Fish/Marillion).
Food = Burgers, salad, + pasta.
Drinks = Coffee, beer (imported), + Irish Whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My PC (email, FaceBook).
2. Music (see above).
3. Books (non-fiction).
4. A shower (at least daily).
5. Hamburgers.
6. And last, but not least my family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How our elected officials in Washingtoon are screwing things up (this is an understatement) for our country. This includes both sides, the Dems & Republicans. Term limits, a spending cap, a flat tax, and a balanced budget is the way to save America. Vote all the chumps all out in November. By the people, for the people. It ain't about right or left... it's about right and wrong~!

It's the troops folks. They are the true heroes, not the folks on TV or ones putting out shitty CDs or the sports jocks (no matter what the talking heads tell you)! Hug a military member today.

Capt 'n' Barry is really screwing up America. How could we have been so stupid to believe his bullshit??? Well, some of us knew from the beginning what a mistake it was. Obamacare, IRS, Benghazi, VA... need I say more? We (America) are weak at home and overseas. The world thinks we are a joke.

Today is only yesterday's tomorrow.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out or in, having a beverage of my choice; maybe dinner or a movie. Of course this is subject to change.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will not admit to anything. I know nothing...

Yeah I know, I sound like an elected official. Just trying to be funny. Life if difficult enuff, we all need to laff.

The most private thing - I still miss my father (he passed in 2007) and think about him every day. I try to be half the man he was.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a good sense of humor and/or are looking for a FWB (or chat/text buddie). Let's start with a cup of java or beer and see where it goes. The conversation will be interesting that‘s for sure. Please ensure you have read my profile and know my relationship.

UPDATE. Good luck with your search! Be safe and stay strong~!