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The_COM

56 O'Fallon, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 46–72
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Status
Married
Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PLEASE --- READ THE PROFILE LADIES~! WTH?

What can I do or do I say? Below are my answers, feelings, thoughts, and comments I have provided...

I have a regular guy, good sense of humor, and try to think for myself. I like to formulate my own opinions. I’m an upfront, no bullshit kind of guy. I'm a non-smoker, but I do like to have a drink from time to time (imported beer and Irish whiskey). If you would like to know more or just ask a question, please feel free to do so.

I'm looking for a FWB (THIS IS NOT A REQUIREMENT!), however a chat/email/test buddie would be nice (I know the FWB is not for everyone). Maybe someone who is in the same situation or can relate to what I‘m feeling/thinking. The Urban Dictionary defines FWB 'friends with benefits' as casual relationship implying no commitment, but involving companionship (the friends bit) and some sort of physical element like making out, sex, baseball (the benefits). Although rumored to be a myth, absolutely possible.

This is more difficult that I thought. I’ve tried to be honest and up front about my relationship and what I’m looking for. But man oh man, the stories that have been told. I wish everyone well with their search but be safe and stay strong. There are some crazy f'ing people on this site with a different agenda (both men & women) than most of us. And… there are a lot of bullshitters ans scammers on here as well.

*You do not know my situation so unless you have walked a mile in my shoes, back off with the negative comments and suggestions.*

**Please 'DO NOT' judge me and I 'WILL NOT' judge you~!***

***Only God can judge me, so save the biblicaal BS~!***

It ain't about right or left... it is about right or wrong. Everyone is different and each situation is different. One shoe does not fit all. Peace. Out.

NOTE 1: Ladies, if I write you a quick note just to say hi or to compliment you on your profile/pics that doesn’t mean I want to get into your knickers, etc... It is what it is… just a hello or a compliment. Nothing more, nothing less. Damn~!

Don’t take it personal if I’m not the type of guy you are looking for... or if we don’t match.. or we don’t have the same political values... of if I'm not tall enough... or?

NOTE 2: I have never used the political party as a search topic (or a requirement for someone I date). It didn't matter. It was always personality, sense of humor, likes/dislikes, etc... The govt is screwed up enuff but to say you would not go out with a dem or a repub or one has to listen to NPR or Rush or... that is just narrow minded. We don't have to agree but we do have to respect each others opinions. Get it???
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Working, paying taxes, putting up with the el toro poopoo from the government, trying to stay ahead of the game. Our elected officials (aka ass clowns) in Washingtoon have got to go. I do not believe there is anyone in DC with common sense~!

-Working friendly and living friendly; trying to improve my golf game with some luck (weather permitting); working out @ the Y 3-4 times a week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't know. I'll let you know. I'm still trying to figure that out. In college, I majored in screwing up.

No one really has all the answers...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books = bios, current events, and non-fiction.
Movies = Action or comedy, no horror (all Clint Eastwood).
Music = Rock, country, folk, and blues (Buddy Miller, Uriah Heep, Deep Purple, Blackmore's Night, B.B. King, Alan Jackson, Lucinda Williams, Richard Thompson, John Hiatt, Joe Jackson, Jethro Tull, + Fish/Marillion).
Food = Burgers, salad, + pasta.
Drinks = Coffee, beer (imported), + Irish Whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family & friends.
2. Music.
3. My PC/cell phone.
4. A shower.
5. Cawfee.
6. Hamburgers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. How our elected officials in Washingtoon are screwing things up (this is an understatement) for OUR country. This includes both sides, the Dems & Republicans. Term limits, a spending cap, a flat tax, and a balanced budget is the way to save America. By the people, for the people... The ass clowns in DC just don't get it.

2. It's the troops folks. They are the true heroes, not the folks (talking heads) on TV or ones putting out shitty music or the sports jocks (no matter what the talking heads tell you)! Hug a military member today.

3. World peace.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out or in, having a beverage of my choice; maybe dinner or a movie. Of course this is subject to change, so please stand by.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will not admit to anything. I know nothing...

Yeah I know, I sound like an elected official. Just trying to be funny. Life if difficult enuff, and we all need to laff.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a good sense of humor, great attitude, and/or are looking for a FWB (or a chat/text buddie). Let's start with a cup of java or beer and see where it goes. Nothing too heavy. The conversation will be interesting that‘s for sure. Please ensure you have read my profile and know my relationship.

UPDATE. Good luck with your search! Be safe and stay strong~!