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The_Deco

25 M Dublin, Ireland

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
People say I'm like Larry David. I take this as a compliment.

If you eat meat you can fuck off.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
PhD in Physics. Getting paid to help fill the world with useless knowledge. The more I learn about quantum mechanics the more I think it's an elaborate joke at my expense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing blues guitar.
Physics and mathsy type things.
Using semicolons.
I'm so cool that once I got my hand stuck in a tube of Pringles and started a fashion craze. Yeah.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have six arms.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vicodin.
Valium.
Paracetamol.
Lithium.
Lamictal.
Howard Stern.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to think up jokes about basset hounds. Message me if you want to hear jokes about basset hounds or have some of your own jokes about basset hounds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Declan.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like big women but hate big spiders.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want a man like Conan O' Brien. I'm not like Conan O' Brien but I'm interested in dating someone who wants to date someone like Conan O' Brien.
I have one joke. Message me if you want to hear it.