28 Mechanicsburg, PA
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My self-summary
For some reason, I have the privilege to get into weird situations whenever I go places. It's not a guarantee that a story will happen, however, I have a much higher probability of something weird will happen than the average person.

Art museums are one of my favorite places to go. I don't particularly things pre 1900. Realism is boring. I get it, you don't have a camera. I don't need to see people who had no real importance but had money and access to an artist. I'm more interested in the weird stuff that created modern art. Dada is my favorite period. The ideas are so clever and weird that everything is absolutely amazing. There is a lot of cool, weird stuff out there that has happened since then, too. Yvel Klein is my all time favorite artist. Rothko is probably the number two.

Operas are really cool too. It sucks being in this area because there is no place to go. I heard you can see a simulcast from the Met in New York at movie theaters. I need to look into that...

I honestly don't know what I'm looking for right now. If I could meet a cute lady who enjoys playing board games that would be nice. I've recently really gotten into games like Dominion, King of Tokyo, Catan and other new board games. They've really evolved since I was a kid and they're super fun.

If you're going to quickmatch me, just say hi. I'm terrible at this.
What I’m doing with my life
TSSing. If you know what that is, great. It pretty much just means I'm trying to help kids with disabilities (ADHD, Autism) work in school. It's both challenging and hilarious.
I’m really good at
Finding humor in anything
Looking on the bright side
Getting into weird situations
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh. You can hear it from quite a ways away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love Stephen King, Phillip Dick, John Fowles, and Ira Levin. I read a lot about poker theory too.

Movies: I watch a lot of random movies but I generally aim for comedies.

Food:I like steak and pizza but who doesn't? Chipotle burritos are my favorite meal in the world.

TV: It's always sunny, 30 rock, the office, curb your enthusiasm
The six things I could never do without
My bro, my friends, laughing, my laptop, television and the gym
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that are unintentionally funny
My kids (not biological)
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a movie. After a week of working I need a night to decompress.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I earned a gangsta name in the mean streets of Baltimore. I also personally fought off the kid revolution. You are welcome.
You should message me if
You want to talk to somebody, I'm willing to talk about just about anything.