Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For some reason, I have the privilege to get into weird situations
whenever I go places. It's not a guarantee that a story will
happen, however, I have a much higher probability of something
weird will happen than the average person.
Art museums are one of my favorite places to go. I don't
particularly things pre 1900. Realism is boring. I get it, you
don't have a camera. I don't need to see people who had no real
importance but had money and access to an artist. I'm more
interested in the weird stuff that created modern art. Dada is my
favorite period. The ideas are so clever and weird that everything
is absolutely amazing. There is a lot of cool, weird stuff out
there that has happened since then, too. Yvel Klein is my all time
favorite artist. Rothko is probably the number two.
Operas are really cool too. It sucks being in this area because
there is no place to go. I heard you can see a simulcast from the
Met in New York at movie theaters. I need to look into
I honestly don't know what I'm looking for right now. If I could
meet a cute lady who enjoys playing board games that would be nice.
I've recently really gotten into games like Dominion, King of
Tokyo, Catan and other new board games. They've really evolved
since I was a kid and they're super fun.
If you're going to quickmatch me, just say hi. I'm terrible at
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
TSSing. If you know what that is, great. It pretty much just means
I'm trying to help kids with disabilities (ADHD, Autism) work in
school. It's both challenging and hilarious.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding humor in anything
Looking on the bright side
Getting into weird situations
The first things people usually notice about me
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My laugh. You can hear it from quite a ways away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love Stephen King, Phillip Dick, John Fowles, and Ira
Levin. I read a lot about poker theory too.
Movies: I watch a lot of random movies but I generally aim for
Food:I like steak and pizza but who doesn't? Chipotle burritos are
my favorite meal in the world.
TV: It's always sunny, 30 rock, the office, curb your enthusiasm
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bro, my friends, laughing, my laptop, television and the gym
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that are unintentionally funny
My kids (not biological)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie. After a week of working I need a night to
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I earned a gangsta name in the mean streets of Baltimore. I also
personally fought off the kid revolution. You are welcome.
You should message me if
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