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The_Foolish_Wit

25 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Are you the kind of girl who "loves to laugh"? Well, good. Maybe I can help with that. If not...then I'm gonna find ways to make you laugh regardless. Promise.

I just moved to Seattle last fall. I went to school down in Tacoma, but left the area after graduating a few years back. I'm glad to finally return to the sunny Pacific Northwest! (Sigh.) (Actually, it's beautiful here year-round, that's why I like it.)

Things I love: Theatre. Movies. Listening to music. Food and the cooking thereof. Talking. Joking around. Bar trivia.
What I’m doing with my life
I like to be involved with my local theatre and comedy scene--auditions, classes, seeing shows, you name it. I recently joined a sketch comedy troupe! I'm also working on my own show, which riffs on Breaking Bad.

As for the day job, up until recently I was working as a barista (like the stereotype that I am). I am currently transitioning into a brand new job in a brand new field...I'll tell you what it's like once it actually gets going.
I’m really good at
-Growling like a Wookiee, and other half-decent celebrity impressions
-making mixtapes (or whatever kids call it nowadays)
-not using hashtags in everyday conversation
-wordplay
-having trivial knowledge about a wide variety of topics, especially in music and movies (One of my favorite quotes is from Calvin and Hobbes: "I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.")
The first things people usually notice about me
Too many people have told me I either look like Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen (I'm afraid I don't ~*sparkle*~ quite as much) or Hugh Jackman.

You can also find me by listening for my stupid laugh. You'll know. Ohh, you'll know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game, World War Z, Harry Potter, Into The Wild

Movies: Fight Club, Star Wars, Back To The Future, The Departed

Shows: Lost, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Game of Thrones

Music: Broken Social Scene, The Walkmen, Tycho, Explosions in the Sky

Food: Burgers, Pizza, Burritos, Sandwiches

(As a general note, all of these "favorites" were difficult to pick. If there's a book/movie/show/artist/food you think I might like, just ask!)
The six things I could never do without
1. Cards Against Humanity
2. A radio/mp3 player/thing that makes noise
3. A (bad) joke
4. A friend to talk to
5. A cup of coffee
6. Chapstick (it's an addiction)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Critiquing movies/plays/comedy acts, the world at large, filling out OKCupid profiles, and my next pun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Seeing some live theatre. I'm usually down to see some sketch or improv comedy. Laughter and alcohol go together like peanut butter and...jelly? Chocolate? More peanut butter? I can't decide.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Coldplay is my guilty pleasure--the old albums, mostly; haven't listened to much of the new stuff.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-you're thinking about seeing a show, but you don't know who to go with. Me! Pick me!

-you want to get a cup of coffee, because I'm pretty much ALWAYS down for a cup of coffee.

-you want to go for a walk. I like walks. I'm a walking cliche for liking walks. Hiking is also cool! I really want to check out the trails that the Puget Sound region has to offer.

-you listen to KEXP and envy everyone who works there. My roommate does, and I hate him for it. (But not really.)

-you want to. Come ooonnn, you know you want to...