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32 Hopatcong, NJ Man


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  • Ages 25-35
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Last online
Nov 29
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I am ______, ______, and _______.

I enjoy the finer things in life, you know- going for a nice walk, hiking somewhere mysterious, going apple-picking- or simply just staying inside and enjoying some Scrabble, NES, or some bad horror movies!

Music's been a huge part of my life for as far back as I could remember. I remember rocking out to whatever kiddie records I had on my Fisher Price record player (that still works to this day!).

Besides the nonsense above, I also for some reason collect LaserDiscs.
What I’m doing with my life
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I edit audiobooks.

I also play drums in Broken Heroes. I'm very passionate about it, but it doesn't pay the bills. I get to go to places that I normally wouldn't get to go to!

In my ultra-spare time, I try to write and produce short films.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Finding treasure at thrift stores (not so much lately)
-80's pop culture trivia
-Doing the robot at inappropriate times
-Going on most excellent adventures!
The first things people usually notice about me
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The funny faces I make, or my funny face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll give you the abridged version, I don't want to bore you to death.

BOOKS- whatever I read at my job, although I'm trying to make time for some graphic novels.

MOVIES- Horror, anything riffed by MST3K, but I love all genres-
Halloween, Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, The Labyrinth, Phantasm, Evil Dead 2, The Goonies, Repo Man, Dances with Wolves, Creepshow, Revenge of the Nerds, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Karate Kid, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Neverending Story, the Gate, Weird Science, Better off Dead, Terminator 2, Dumb and Dumber, Gremlins, The Princess Bride, Night of the Living Dead, Night of the Demons, Night of the Creeps, Return of the Living Dead, Suburbia, Rock 'N' Roll Highschool, The Wraith

The Young Ones, 24, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Tales from the Darkside, Monsters, Tales from the Crypt, Curb your Enthusiasm, Twin Peaks, Firefly, Growing Pains, Full House, the REAL Ghostbusters, Dr. Who, Star Trek, Scooby Doo, Saved by the Bell, Twilight Zone, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, MST3K!!

Devo, Sisters of Mercy, TSOL, The Damned, DI, Oingo Boingo, DI, the Ramones, The Dickies, Type O Negative, Broken Heroes, Kraftwerk, Sparks, Bad Religion, Circle Jerks, The Adicts, Youth Brigade, Kenny Rogers, The Kinks, B Movie, Adrenalin OD, The Cult, The Joykiller, Danzig, Misfits, Men Without Hats, Iron Maiden, Weird Al, Tears for Fears, Faith No More, Gwar, Body Count, Billy Joel, Joy Division, Information Society, One Ninety One, Blanks 77, Duran Duran, Madness, the Specials, the Monkees, Bauhaus, Movie Soundtracks

FOOD- Pizza, Potato Bread, Sushi, Hummus, Kielbasa, Pierogies. Lately, some Thai food. I'll pretty much eat anything- just don't poison me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Fall Season
Your Smile
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
a zombie apocalypse, or that episode of "Full House", where Stephanie Tanner backs Joey's car into the kitchen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I see dead people.
You should message me if
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you're awesome and can make me laugh!