-I'm from France, Paris. I'm half Colombian, and speak fluent French, spanish, some sarcasm, and a little bit of English. (It's a strange mini-accent.)
-Probably should let you know here, I take my studies seriously. That comes with the time sink, and the complaining about a chem or physics final to anyone that's unlucky enough to be within half a mile of me.
If you're impressed by smartless-ness... isms... smarts err *Flex*
-Zombie apocalypse plan is pretending to be a zombie.
-Obligatory to throw this out: I really like video games, and manga. If you're not that type of person, that's chill, I won't throw it in your face or anything, they're just some of my main hobbies. If you just use the computer for only youtube and facebook, we might have a bad time/no connection whatsoever in any realm/world/multiverse. :(
If you want a better sense of who I am, check out the Questions and Answers section, I usually have a lot of them explained because ... It was fun. I couldn't help myself.
But this pretty much sets the stereotype you should be drawing. Add loud once I get to know you, craptons of crude humor, and you should be fine.
EDIT: Btw, recently got hit by a lady running a red light on my motorcycle, so it's out of commision. RIP. That old lady was like "What's this? Motorcycle passing on a green light? Fuck that shit, NOT IN MY WORLD. The pain train's a coming for you young man, choo choo motherfucker. Choo. Choo."