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The_Geoff

22 M Petaluma, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Yea, I'll just bullet things. Because I'm 300% lazy, and this is way easier to tinker with whenever I'm killing time. :)

-I'm from France, Paris. I'm half Colombian, and speak fluent French, Spanish, sarcasm, and a little bit of English. (It's a strange mini-accent.) Trying to pick up Japaneses as a 4th language, because saying tertalingual is way cooler then saying trilingual.

-Zombie apocalypse plan is pretending to be a zombie. Guess who's surviving? This brilliant guy. Suck it.

-Favorite things are video games, and fire spinning. If you're not that type of person, that's chill, I won't throw it in your face or anything.... (I'm lying through my teeth FYI)

-Probably should let you know here too, I take my studies seriously. I'm pretty dedicated to the idea that all the money in the world can't make someone happy, but the lack of it definitely makes people miserable. So this comes with the time sink, the hard work, and the complaining about a chem or physics final to anyone that's unlucky enough to be within half a mile of me.
If you're impressed by smartless-ness... isms... smarts err *Flex biceps*

But yea, this pretty much sets the stereotype you should be drawing. Add loud once I get to know you, ton of crude humor, and you should be fine.
What I’m doing with my life
JC - > Computer Science - > Success
Planning on going to UC Davis or Berkley, but most likely going to be Davis. I was "kinda of" lazy in high school. -________-

Also, League of Legends.
Lots of that.
Like, LOTS of that.

Send help.
I’m really good at
I've gone and done anything from kayaking, to skydiving, to snowblading, blah blah blah. All the cool stuff for (manly) men. I have a bucket list to get done before I kick the bucket.

Learned how to spin fire at the mission plaza in San Luis Obispo, when I used to live there. At least before the police felt like being dicks and shut it all down. >__> That was awsome, love those guys. We have a giving relationship, mostly from my bank to theirs. Greedy money grabbing legal mafia thu- I mean amazingly competent, kind and hardworking folks who have my best intentions at heart.
The first things people usually notice about me
The very slight foreign accent. I've been living in the states for 15 years now, so the accent should be gone. Make me say things I don't normally say in regular run of the mill convo, and you'll see the accent full tilt. My friends once made me say Dildo for 20 minutes straight trying to show me the proper way to say Dildo. (I still can't. Despite their best and totally well-intentioned efforts.)

A couple make a comment about my blue hair/eyes/motorcycle/Grungy style. It's all appearances though.
I have a kickass motorcycle jacket I wear religiously since it keeps my bike keys on a shoulder clip. Never lose keys again. Geoff 1, Life 399.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fantasy and sci fi. (SURPRISE! Bet you didn't see that one from a mile away)

Inception, The Dark Knight, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Attack on Titan, Sunshine, Serenity/firefly. Stardust too, because D'awww.... I mean.. reasons. Manly reasons. >.>

Really like metal, industrial, rock, harsh EBM, and trance with some chill out music and postrock. Mostly industrial and EBM.
If you like that music, we're basically best friends already.
The six things I could never do without
I really like blueberries.
I snort blueberries all day every day.

#thuglife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"On a scale of 1 to Panda express, how lazy am I feeling today about cooking something at home? Oh, wait, panda express you say? Welp. That's settled. Soooo ... 5 minutes to home and computer games but having to cook myself stuff, or 10 minutes to food, but no video games until I get back... Goddammit life, you and your fucking choices."

-Geoff, 2014.
100% word for word the sort of stuff I'd say to myself in my helmet while on the road.
On a typical Friday night I am
Time spent with friends doing nothing is time well spent.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating