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The_GreenMonkey

30 Bryan, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am just a normal guy who probably plays too many video games. I am easy going, and like to hang out at the house unless prompted to go out and do something. I do however really enjoy the outdoors; archery, hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, and shooting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I work as a System Administrator at a Research Department at Texas A&M University. I am also going back to school and am currently working on a bachelors degree in Information Technology Administration.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My two favorite hobbies are probably PC Gaming and Archery.

However I'm and really good at making things with my hands, and tinkering with things. I love building things just because I can. Most recently I have built a bow from scratch.

I also enjoy baking and cooking on a grill. I have had marriage proposals for my chocolate chip cookies and I draw crowds when I cook steaks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well since I wouldn't know I asked a friend and this is what she said. "Your quiet enjoyment of life, your extreme generosity and helpfulness, and your generally calm nature."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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When it comes to books I really enjoy works of fiction. I love alternate histories, fantasy and science fiction the most. My favorite book is probably Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein. He is is easily my favorite author and I have read most of his work.
More recently though I have been really enjoying Ready Player One by Ernest Cline and the Song of Fire and Ice series by George R.R. Martin.

My favorite movie ever is probably Ghostbusters and has been since I was five years old. Some other contenders are the Back to the Future movies, Starship Troopers, Tombstone, and Jurassic Park. I would say horror movies are my favorite genre though.

The best show on TV right now is Community. I also love Futurama, Game of Thrones and the Walking dead. I despise reality tv shows and standard laugh track sitcoms.

With music I am kind of weird. I Like a lot of stuff and dislike a lot of stuff as well. I am mostly a fan of Rock, alternative and grunge music. I love me some 80's era Metal and 70's era classic rock. Some of my favorite bands ever are, Bush, Pearl Jam, Queen, Journey, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Collective Soul, Ever Clear. Most recently I have been listening to Caged the Elephant, The Heavy, and Bright Light Social Hour.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Steak.
2. My dog.
3. High speed internet.
4. Reddit.
5. Fresh air.
6. Something to make.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time day dreaming about winning the lotto, even though I don't play. Who doesn't though.

I also think of how to explain modern technologies to famous figures of history if they some how appeared today via some kind of Bill and Ted time machine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, although not usually at a bar. I tend to enjoy more personal settings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I tend to hold grudges for a long time.
You should message me if
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If you looking to speak with a geeky guy.