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The_Harlequinn

27 M Selden, NY

I’m looking for

  • Men who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 12
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I try to always be myself...unless I can be Batman, in which case, I always try to be

Just moved back to NY after being gone for a few years, and I'm excited to meet some fun and sexy New Yorkers.

I like to think of myself as a dreamer with a doctorate in mad science. I am a writer, poet, actor, singer, sports enthusiast, and geek. I love the English language, linguistics, semantics, and analysis. I have an affinity and admiration for all things British.

I tend to think of myself as enthusiastic, dynamic, and deep. I have a great sense of humour (yay British spelling) and love interesting conversation and stimulating debate. I love to travel and hope to one day see the world.

I am a cartoon connoisseur who collects quotations and phrases, and plays video games. I love Science Fiction (all things Doctor Who!), History (especially German history circa per-unification through 1945), and Neil Gaiman (the man is sickeningly brilliant!).

Lastly, I love to learn, believe that knowledge is power, and that "knowing is half the battle." As a person and English major, I try to never judge a book by its cover.

Je parle en francais, unpeut. J'adore le lang de francais, Je pense que ce lang est tres beuax. Je suis tres interessant, unique, et drole. J'adore le chant de "La Mer."

I am intelligent, witty, and creative.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just started as a flight attendent while attempting to publish some of my writing. One day I might attempt a doctorate in Early Modern Literature or psycholinguistics. Prior to becoming a flight attendent, I made an honest living as a waiter at the Frt. Lauderdale Chili's until opportunity knocked and I answered.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening, seeing multiple perspectives, and giving massages.

Also, reading and writing, singing (I'm a tenor), acting, photography, literary theory, debating semantics of the English language (especially when it comes to the ambiguous demonstrative pronoun "that" in THE DARK KNIGHT and what it implies about the nature of the Joker's plans, and by extension, The Joker, himself), deconstructing and psychoanalyzing language, television, movies, and life in general.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my friendly disposition, and my friends tell me I have a nice ass too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh wow, there's too many to list. (I'll give an abridged version)

BOOKS:
His Dark Materials Trilogy, 1984, Brave New World, Foe, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, The Sandman Series, anything Shakespeare ever wrote (but specifically Richard III, A Midsummernight's Dream, The Tempest, Antony and Cleopatra, Macbeth) everything by Jane Austen (most notably Pride & Prejudice, and Persuasion), Great Expectations, Bleak House, Dante's Inferno, Harry Potter, Frankenstein, Cat's Cradle, The Hunger Games, The poetry of: Petrarch, Edna St. Vincent Millay, Gertrude Stein, June Jordan, Elizabeth Bishop, Shell Silverstein...

MOVIES/FILMS:
Star Wars, Space Balls, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Matrix, The Hours, The Godfather, The Birdcage, Memoirs of a Geisha, All About Eve, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, Almost Famous, Forest Gump, Jaws, Blade Runner, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kill Bill, American Psycho, Big Fish, Pulp Fiction, Practical Magic, Simply Irresistible, Le Mempris (Contempt), Laberinto del Fauno (Pan's Labyrinth), all of Christopher Guest's films...

TELEVISION SHOWS:
The Office, The Simpsons, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Modern Family, Family Guy, The Big Bang Theory, 30 Rock, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, House, Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Doctor Who, Episodes, Lost, Venture Bros, Futurama, anything on the History Channel...

MUSIC:
justin Timberlake, Pink, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Bruce Springsteen, Ben Folds, Micky Avalon, Genesis, Scissor Sisters, the Avett Brothers, Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, The Supremes, show tunes, Mozart, Chopin, Beethoven, Bach, Vivaldi, Greenday, The Ramones, Blondie, The B52s, Cloud Cult, Tim Minchin, Adele, Lady GaGa, Eminem, Girl Talk (so many more...)

I'm pretty eclectic.

FOOD:
All Italian dishes, Thai food, Chinese food, chicken, burgers and fries, chocolate shakes, a nice juicy steak (never cooked more than medium-rare)... almost anything, really
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my mobile/cell phone
-literature, notebooks, and pens
-the Oxford English Dictionary
-my automobile
-the Internet
-music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the meaning of words, whether or not there is a God-like entity out there, whether or not we are alone in the universe, the sound of silence, why we park on a drive way and drive on a park way,

...Basically, the Ultimate Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends. Sometimes I'm at parties, because I do like to socialize with others, other times its just a semi-quiet night in with some close friends watching a movie or playing pictionary-telephone (awesome game, btw)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I steal pens, especially gel pens of varying colors.
You should message me if
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-You're looking for something similar
-we have some common interests
-you think I'm cute
-you have any type of accent
-you'd like to get a drink sometime