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The_Hatted_One

38 M Umatilla, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 25, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I always feel like a used car salesman trying to fill these things out. Well, here ya go. I'm a generally laid back and chill guy who really just likes to have a good time. Spend a lot of time hanging out with my friends, or wiling away the hours with my head in a solid game or book.

Currently on assignment in northeastern Oregon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently not doing a whole lot to be honest. Waiting for my next assignment with my current job and spending a lot of my free time looking for a new job. Consistency, I kind of like that stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things. You have something that needs fixed? Just give me a call and I might be able to help you out. I'm also good at making people laugh, but that's kind of like fixing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told it's my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a voracious reader, preferably scifi or fantasy. On the TV is usually Cartoon Network or something like the Science Channel or the History channel.

Food: yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee.
My phone.
My computer.
The internet.
My tools.
Air.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yea, not going to answer this on here. You'll have to ask me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually hanging out with some friends drinking a bit and pondering the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm I'm possibly too honest.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to know more about me, find me interesting, or, simply, if you want to.