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The_Mad_Stork

29 M London, United Kingdom

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"Hey everyone, point to the best dancer in the room!" My friend was the only one that pointed. And that was because he thought it was "breast glancer". Le sigh.

This makes me look really cool, I think. Thoughts? (Most recent)

World's Best Early Morning Uncle

Look at those pearly chompers.

Made it, Ma! Top of the World! Well, top of Cornwall anyway.

I'm fat as hell

Blue shirts are pretty cool.

Women love me.

They really do love me.

Best mum.