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The_Mad_Stork

30 M London, UK

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"Hey everyone, point to the best dancer in the room!" My friend was the only one that pointed. And that was because he thought it was "breast glancer". Le sigh.

This makes me look really cool.

Babies love press-ups. (Note: This is my niece, not one of my dozens of illegitimate offspring)

Look at those pearly chompers.

Made it, Ma! Top of the World! Well, top of Cornwall anyway.

I'm fat as hell

Blue shirts are pretty cool.

Women love me.

Best mum.

World's Best Early Morning Uncle