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The_Mad_Stork

30 Hampstead, UK Man

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"Hey everyone, point to the best dancer in the room!" My friend was the only one that pointed. And that was because he thought it was "breast glancer". Le sigh.

Since you ask, yes, I *am* wearing a flashing bow-tie. What are you going to do about it? (Dec 14)

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Babies love press-ups. (Note: This is my niece, not one of my dozens of illegitimate offspring)

Look at those pearly chompers.

Made it, Ma! Top of the World! Well, top of Cornwall anyway.

I'm fat as hell

Blue shirts are pretty cool.

Women love me.

World's Best Early Morning Uncle

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