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The_Mad_Stork

31 Hampstead, UK Man

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"Hey everyone, point to the best dancer in the room!" My friend was the only one that pointed. And that was because he thought it was "breast glancer". Le sigh.

Comedy uncle. (July 15)

Since you ask, yes, I *am* wearing a flashing bow-tie. What are you going to do about it? (Dec 14)

This makes me look really cool.

Babies love press-ups. (Note: This is my niece, not one of my dozens of illegitimate offspring)

Made it, Ma! Top of the World! Well, top of Cornwall anyway.

I'm fat as hell

Blue shirts are pretty cool.

Women love me.