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The_Mad_Stork

30 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Finnish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love reading. I'm mainly into poncey literary fiction, but I also really enjoy lighter stuff too. One of my favourite things to do is curl up in an armchair with a good book beside an open fire. Or at least it would be if I owned a fireplace. Or an armchair.

I also really like to travel. I spent a total of three years visiting Europe, the US, Australia and Africa. It was amazing, and I'd definitely like to travel again in the future. ...I think the day I found out that extra-strong mints could cure my reading-induced travel sickness was one of the happiest days of my life!

While I was in Africa, I did some volunteering work. It was one of the most satisfying experiences of my life, and I'd really like to do it again someday.

I've recently become a big fan of cooking. Homemade food tastes so much better. I make a mean four seasons pizza, and my potato and chorizio omelette has not caused anyone to vomit. Yet. I also bake - brownies are pretty damn awesome. Who ate all the pies? It's me, I ate all the pies.

In fact, it's a good job that I love running and hiking as much as I do, otherwise I'd be really goddamn fat.
What I’m doing with my life
I recently moved to London to start a new job with the Foreign Office as a policy advisor. This involves a lot of reading international newspapers and blogs and watching Al-Jazeera constantly. I also get shouted at a lot. If you've ever seen "The Thick Of It", I'm basically Ollie, except less of a twat. Possibly.

It's just dawned on me how *big* London is, so I'm trying to explore the city as much as possible. I'm fascinated by ancient history and architecture so I absolutely love this place.
I’m really good at
Knowing a little about a lot. My knowledge of the world is broad and shallow. Like a puddle.

Actually, I do know rather a lot about swearing. Ask me about gravely offending people in fifteen languages.

Also pool. I'm really good at pool.
The first things people usually notice about me
My nice teeth and my posh voice.

My striking resemblance to Brad Pitt's younger and uglier brother, Doug Pitt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I consume an unhealthy amount of media so I'll try to keep this brief.

Books: Infinite Jest;The Bonfire Of The Vanities; Gravity's Rainbow; No Country For Old Men; Candide; Crime and Punishment; Catch 22 . My favourite authors are Iain Banks; JM Coetzee; Cormac McCarthy; Terry Pratchett; Edgar Allan Poe; Jonathan Franzen; Ian McEwan; James Joyce; Sue Townsend; Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I also read a lot of non-fiction, especially ancient history and biographies. Charlie Brooker is also a legend, though he'd probably call me a twat for saying so.

Movies: Although I'm more of a book person, I still love watching movies. Some favourites: Chinatown; The Lives of Others; City of God;In Bruges; Gladiator; Aliens; In The Loop; Network; Good Night and Good Luck; The Hurt Locker; Full Metal Jacket; The Room, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Music: The Rolling Stones; Pink Floyd; Led Zeppelin; Nick Cave; Bob Dylan; Joan Baez; Richard Thompson; Tom Waits; The Clash; The Smiths; Leonard Cohen; Chuck Berry; Al Green; Jedi Mind Tricks; Jamie T; Immortal Technique; Bach; Mozart; Chopin. I'm always up for listening to new bands - if it sounds good, I'll like it.

Food: I love all food, especially Italian Food, Indian food, Mexican food and Ethiopian food.

A special shout-out to my Grandmother's cooking goes here!
The six things I could never do without
-BBC Radios 2 - 6Music, inclusive.
-Black coffee.
-Numeracy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The gradual erosion of civil liberties in this country.

The changing balance of global power.

Humanity's place in the universe.

Justin Timberlake.

He's so dreamy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night: Trying to take over the world! Funnily enough, my dastardly schemes usually seem to include alcohol.

Also practising my terrible dancing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm branching out into part-time spivery to make ends meet.

I use semi-colons in text messages.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can tell me about things to see in London.... especially if they are Roman or Rome-related. On a bit of an SPQR kick at the moment.

You were at this gig

You are Stevie Nicks circa 1976. See here for details.

You want explore life's great mysteries. Why are we here? Does God exist? Do Müller lace their Rice with opium? Seriously, I can't stop eating it.