I won't grow up,
I don't want to wear a tie
and a serious expression
In the middle of July
and If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree.
I'll never grow up, not me.
Well, how do you shove a whole human being into this tiny space? Well, I’m not average by any means, and most likely not even your type. (But please keep reading, I mean I did go through the trouble of writing this novella of a profile.)
According to OkC, I'm apparently some sex crazed nut job, and I do consider myself sexually liberated, but I do desire actual genuine connections on the spiritual, mental and physical planes, I've never had all three, but I'd like to.
I believe every individual has the right to define their own existence, as I believe we are all just nerves in an all encompassing collective consciousness of the universe that is in essence just experiencing ourselves, and I want to make as many connections and gather as many experiences as I can in this manifestation of existence.
Overall, I'm trying to float down-stream in the tides of this cosmic ocean.
I believe life is prefect in its imperfection
I've been told my profile is "to verbose" and my attempt to make it shorter just ended up making it longer...so fuck it. Who wants to attract that type anyways? I think my last summary I made myself sound like I take myself too seriously, and even in this one I still feel portrays me as "woah, deep man" but in “reality” (or whatever you want to call this somewhat mutually shared delusion of perception.) I don’t take myself or anything else for that matter very seriously. I mean how can anyone take themselves seriously anyways? We're just made of meat after all. I think life is just a joke and I’m living from toke to toke. I’ve become bored of possessions, so instead I’ve become a collector of memories I go where the wind takes me or my desires lead me.
I have found that life's only certainty is uncertainty.
I believe tomorrow and yesterday are just concepts and there is only now.
I consider myself a hedonist and I am not afraid to enjoy life. I exist to drink, get stoned, fuck, and laugh while trying forget about the bleakness in which we surrounded by as a species.
I enjoy the simple things in life. The sound of the rain on a cool fall evening, listening to the waves crash against the beach, and being in the presence of the people in my life just for the sake of doing so.
I am an extreme person. My personality is hard to describe besides random. I often feel there is more than one of me trapped inside the personal universe I call my brain. I’m a quiet loudmouth, the world’s most intelligent idiot, the narcissist with crippling low self-esteem…you get the idea.
I am a lover of endlessly and pointlessly pondering philosophy , trying to futilely understand the insanely paradoxical nature of quantum physics, failing utterly at understanding human psychology and most of the time just trying to figure out how make a better brisket.
I bore easily and I love mischief, paradox and mayhem to easy the tediousness that our overly comfortable society drowns us in.
I'm obsessed with Human behavior and have always felt like I was more like Dian Fossey cohabiting amongst the gorillas than an actual member of society. I'm the type of guy that will purposely exit through the turn style someone is about to enter just to see their reaction...or better yet quickly making jarring eye contact with someone on the train who I've caught staring at me from the corner of my eye, as the subsequent eye ping pong that results from this has never ceased to amuse me even after 20 plus years of subway riding.
I’m a libertine, I fold to my desires more than a slightly retarded ( Yes, retarded. Fuck political correctness in it's gaping asshole, thanks.) poker player does to card sharks.
I believe there is more to reality then our limited biological human senses (and our current sciences) can accurately observe.
Also, if your interested strangely enough still at this point proceed with knowledge of the following as I'd hate to miss lead anyone at this stage in the game (There will be plenty of time for that later. )
I'm an Egalitarian. Who is in-tune with and in control of my own primal nature.
I identify myself as polyamorous. (Which, according to science. Is just plain old human nature. I just choose to be honest and open about it. ) However, I am seeking a primary partner. (Who, ideally would also be poly and open to unconventional sexuality) There is no room for negotiation on this. I will not tell you what to do with with your genitals and I expect you do the same. (Unless it's in the context of "Stick X in Y!" or whatever, you get my gist.)
I'm also ultra sex positive (no slut-shaming here) and am strongly (Well when I find time for it anyways. ) into kink .
You accept me as I am or click the X in the right corner of your browser. Left, if your one of those Mac users that still hasn't realized they are awful yet.