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The_OrangeNinja

24 London, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Danish (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

I'm debonair, daring, and dorkalicious.

If you are FUN, have a DORKY side and are ADVENTUROUS, let's be BFFN'S (best friends for now)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Getting lost in shopping centres big enough to fit the entire population of my home country...and then some more

- Studying Computer Games Programming, and I'm gonna make the next annoying Flappy Bird game...although I'm not above a lil bit of bribery *hint* *hint*

- Pursuing my goal of learning two new languages - currently learning Italian

- Lifting heavy objects against the force of gravity...uhm...going to the gym, basically

- Surrounding myself with high quality & ambitious people

- Training to become a ninja (hee-ya! Sorry, didn't mean to judo-chop you just there)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Drawing (scored an A+ from my niece for my stick figures!)

- Killing bugs, opening jars, and fixing things

- Showing friends and family how much I value them

- Living, laughing and loving

- Using the ellipsis...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- That I'm from a country which sounds like something straight out of a Peter Pan book

- My sideways smile

- My playful attitude

- My lack of judgement
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ice Station, Breathless, Popcorn, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, NLP: the New Technology of Achievement

Movies: Taken, Prisoners, I Am Legend, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, the Hangover, Rambo 4, the Conjuring, the Ring, The Grudge

Music: Don't have any real preferences - I can listen to almost anything as long as it sounds good...well, maybe not gospel. But you get the point!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Chocolate chip cookies (if the chocolate chip cookie were a woman, we'd be married already)

- Acting like a kid at amusement parks

- Rolling on the floor laughing in tears with friends

- Travelling to new places for new experiences

- My friends and family that are always there for me

- The hope of one day becoming a certified ninja
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- My mom's homemade waffles

- How to become a more useful person in lives of people I care for

- What exciting adventure tomorrow has in store for me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Laughing it up in some part of London with the coolest people you've ever met

- Challenging strangers to an intense match of thumb wrestling

...and of course, looking silly on the dance floor (bust a move!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I may or may not have been afraid of the boogie man up to the age of 21

- Also, I recently fulfilled my biggest childhood dream ever... of owning a lava lamp! Take that deprived childhood!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You like to laugh and don't take yourself seriously

- You want to share a lazy Sunday with me building the coolest duvet fort ever

- You are a dork like me :)

P.S. If you read my entire profile and like what you read have some courage and message me ya chicken :p