Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am tired of meeting so many women who just want sex or to
complain about their x-boyfriend who they can't get over.
I'm a student with part-time job and great supportive parents, but
very few material possessions.
I have an awesome flat on the Isle of Dogs, but hardly any
furniture; I blame Ikea's delivery service for that.
If you write to me a few hours after sending me your first message
asking me why I'm ignoring you, I probably won't like you.
Also, if you send me a message with your rating of me like I'm some
eBay purchase you just made, I probably won't like you
I'm debonair, daring, and dorkalicious.
Drama queens and Debbie downers need not apply... but if you are
adventurous, love to laugh and have a wickedly big heart, hit me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Getting aimlessly lost in shopping centres big enough to
fit the entire population of my home country...and then some
- Surrounding myself with high quality & ambitious people
- Training to become a ninja (hee-ya! Sorry, didn't mean to
judo-chop you just there)
- Improving myself
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Drawing (scored an A+ from my niece for my stick
- Teasing people...sometimes beyond limits
- Showing friends and family how much I value them
- Living, laughing and loving
- Using the ellipsis...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- That I'm from a country which sounds like something
straight out of a Peter Pan book
- My sideways smile
- My playful attitude
- My lack of judgement
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ice Station, Breathless, Popcorn, Way of the
Peaceful Warrior, the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, NLP: the
New Technology of Achievement
Movies: Taken, Prisoners, I Am Legend, Fight Club, Forrest Gump,
the Hangover, the Bucket List, Rambo 4, the Conjuring, the Sixth
Sense, Insidious, the Woman in Black, the Grudge, the Ring
Music: Don't have any real preferences - I can listen to almost
anything as long as it sounds good...well, maybe not gospel. But
you get the point!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Chocolate chip cookies (if the chocolate chip cookie were
a woman, we'd have been married by now)
- Acting like a kid at amusement parks
- Rolling on the floor laughing in tears with friends
- Travelling to new places for new experiences
- My friends and family that are always there for me
- The hope of one day becoming a certified ninja
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- My mom's homemade waffles
- How to become a more useful person in lives of people I care
- What exciting adventure tomorrow has in store for me
- Why I am always more attracted to the girl next to you in your
profile photos. Weird... happens every time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Doing the same thing I do every day...try to take over
- Challenging strangers to an intense match of thumb
...and of course, looking silly on the dance floor (bust a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I may or may not have been afraid of the boogie man up to
the age of 21.
- Also, I recently fulfilled my biggest childhood dream ever... of
owning a lava lamp! Take that deprived childhood!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a ballerina.
You are a professional ballerina.
You are a modern dancer.
You are a waitress with artistic aptitude.
You are a lawyer.
You are a Television/media Producer.
You are a master at Origami.
You have ever made a pumpkin pie from a fresh pumpkin not
You are crass but feminine with a tinge of uppity-ness.
When you make a plan, you follow through.
You have a website.
You eat breakfast.
You like to sweat.
You embrace humility.
You wake up extremely early and start working on interesting
You try new things and give money to homeless people on the
You tip well if your service was exceptional, but you elegantly
complain if you are unsatisfied.
You know how to make a man cry.
You know how to sew, knit, run, walk, dance, color, sniff, taste,
write or anything else well. Please have some kind of talent.
You know how to laugh when something is not funny.
You know how to stop someone from intentionally trying to argue
You want to be affectionate.
You want to claim me in public.
You will let me cook for you.
You know how to make a small amount of money go a long way.
You like admitting when you are wrong because it teaches
You think you would enjoy spending time with me in complete
You are a calligraphy artist.
You can write extremely long essays or letters using extremely tiny
letters. So tiny that you almost need a magnifying glass to read
You can teach something or the different kinds of flours that
You have excellent muscle memory.
You think you can beat me at anything.
You want to debate about anything at all.
You want to tell me a disgusting or scandalous secret that you have
never told anyone.
Sometimes you do things that you are ashamed
You take neat pictures but have never had any formal
You can teach me how to win friends and influence people.
Sometimes you hate certain tv shows when you first start watching
them, but then you end up not being able to live without
You know how to clean a room and organize with grace.
You know how to buy me clothes that flatter my body.
You are good at things that I am lacking ability in.
You like to sneak into dressing rooms and have sex every once and a
You want to elevate both of our lives.
You know where the Tree of life is.
You know how to read sheet music.
You like to consume a dessert before and after a meal.
You are reading this.
You know how to walk in a pair of heels and high waisted skinny
You like someone that is a rare blend of whimsical and
You want to sit on a bench and make fun of people, or me, with
You are not just trying to act "Tough" on your profile because you
realized you have no character in real life.
You don't use pictures on your profile that misrepresent your
actual body fat %. Own it.
The resolution of your photos does not pixelate when viewed on a
mobile phone because you zoomed in too far to cut out an X
You like dessert served on a crepe.
You can to be a recluse but also the center of attention.
You downplay yourself in public and dont ever reveal what you truly
have to offer the world.
You stay up late yet are extremely organized.
You like to eat simple food, yet we will cook each other complex
creations. I am especially interested in your specific Flambe'
You think Justin Timberlake knows how to reinvent himself.
You think you can handle me being honest.
You want to eat pancakes with me at my favorite pancake spot.
You have extremely soft skin.
Spending time with your family makes you look younger.
You know how to properly eat slowly.
You can make a guy trip by smiling at him on the street.
You don't care if I say, " I can't hang out, I must work on my
You have a sense of adventure
You have written a scholarly paper or two.
You listen and have some sort of historical knowledge of
instrumental music from the past 500 years.
You know how to flirt.
You adore watching amazing human physical feats.
You can proof read essays like a muthafu(*$&$*%.
You are upset that people have lost the art of kissing.
You like Jack Black sometimes, but not Always.
You know about how the human body processes carbs.
You want me to look sexy for you and for other women to want to
have sex with me.
You don't believe that sex is all that important in a relationship
compared to some things.
You will gift me a puzzle and put it together with me.
You can get me a discount on Framing Jobs. It is so expensive to
get something framed. It makes me angry.
You eat oatmeal at night and not in the morning.
You will buy me vegetables from markets just because they look
You understand why fresh eggs from chickens who are fed kale taste
Your palate is more developed than mine.
You obsess over things and create amazing projects all on your
You believe in yourself.
You know how to plan a heist. Seriously.
You wish you were an art thief.
You like to listen to the same song over and over again.
You will massage my hands.
You believe reason and accountability would win in a fight between
emotion and desires.
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