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The_OrangeNinja

24 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Danish (Fluently), Urdu (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am tired of meeting so many women who just want sex or to complain about their x-boyfriend who they can't get over.

I'm a student with part-time job and great supportive parents, but very few material possessions.

I have an awesome flat on the Isle of Dogs, but hardly any furniture; I blame Ikea's delivery service for that.

If you think that the music you listen to defines your character, I probably won't like you.

I'm Dapper, Daring, and Debonair.

Drama queens and Debbie downers need not apply... if you are adventurous, love to laugh and have a wickedly big heart, hit me up. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- Getting aimlessly lost in shopping centres big enough to fit the entire population of my home country...and then some more

- Surrounding myself with high quality & ambitious people

- Training to become a ninja (hee-ya! Sorry, didn't mean to judo-chop you just there)

- Improving myself
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Drawing (scored an A+ from my mom for my stick figures!)

- Teasing people...sometimes beyond limits

- Showing friends and family how much I value them

- Living, laughing and loving

- Using the ellipsis...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- That I'm from a country which sounds like something straight out of a Peter Pan book

- My sideways smile

- My playful attitude

- My lack of judgement
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ice Station, Breathless, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, the 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

Movies: Taken, I Am Legend, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, the Hangover, Lord of the Rings, the Conjuring, the Sixth Sense

Music: Don't have any real preferences - I can listen to almost anything as long as it sounds good...well, maybe not gospel. But you get the point!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Chocolate chip cookies (if the chocolate chip cookie were a woman, we'd have been married by now)

- Acting like a kid at amusement parks

- Rolling on the floor laughing in tears with friends

- Travelling to new places for new experiences

- My friends and family that are always there for me

- The hope of one day becoming a certified ninja
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Waffles

- How to become a more useful person in lives of people I care for

- What exciting adventure tomorrow has in store for me

- Why I am always more attracted to the girl next to you in your profile photos. Weird... happens every time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Doing the same thing I do every day...try to take over the world!

- Challenging strangers to an intense match of thumb wrestling

...and of course, looking silly on the dance floor (bust a move!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- I may or may not have been afraid of the boogie man up to the age of 21.

- Also, I recently fulfilled my biggest childhood dream ever... of owning a lava lamp! Take that deprived childhood!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a ballerina.
You are a professional ballerina.
You are a modern dancer.
You are a waitress with artistic aptitude.
You are a lawyer.
You are a Television/media Producer.

You are a master at Origami.

You have ever made a pumpkin pie from a fresh pumpkin not canned.

You are crass but feminine with a tinge of uppity-ness.

When you make a plan, you follow through.

You have a website.

You eat breakfast.

You like to sweat.

You embrace humility.

You wake up extremely early and start working on interesting things.

You try new things and give money to homeless people on the street.

You tip well if your service was exceptional, but you elegantly complain if you are unsatisfied.

You know how to make a man cry.

You know how to sew, knit, run, walk, dance, color, sniff, taste, write or anything else well. Please have some kind of talent.

You know how to laugh when something is not funny.

You know how to stop someone from intentionally trying to argue with you.

You want to be affectionate.

You want to claim me in public.

You will let me cook for you.

You know how to make a small amount of money go a long way.

You like admitting when you are wrong because it teaches humility.

You think you would enjoy spending time with me in complete silence.

You are a calligraphy artist.

You can write extremely long essays or letters using extremely tiny letters. So tiny that you almost need a magnifying glass to read them.

You can teach something or the different kinds of flours that bakers use.

You have excellent muscle memory.

You think you can beat me at anything.

You want to debate about anything at all.

You want to tell me a disgusting or scandalous secret that you have never told anyone.

Sometimes you do things that you are ashamed

You take neat pictures but have never had any formal training.

You can teach me how to win friends and influence people.

Sometimes you hate certain tv shows when you first start watching them, but then you end up not being able to live without them.

You lift.

You know how to clean a room and organize with grace.

You know how to buy me clothes that flatter my body.

You are good at things that I am lacking ability in.

You like to sneak into dressing rooms and have sex every once and a while.

You want to elevate both of our lives.

You know where the Tree of life is.

You know how to read sheet music.

You like to consume a dessert before and after a meal.

You are reading this.

You know how to walk in a pair of heels and high waisted skinny jeans.

You like someone that is a rare blend of whimsical and realistic.

You want to sit on a bench and make fun of people, or me, with me.

You are not just trying to act "Tough" on your profile because you realized you have no character in real life.

You don't use pictures on your profile that misrepresent your actual body fat %. Own it.

The resolution of your photos does not pixelate when viewed on a mobile phone because you zoomed in too far to cut out an X boyfriend.

You like dessert served on a crepe.

You can to be a recluse but also the center of attention.

You downplay yourself in public and dont ever reveal what you truly have to offer the world.

You stay up late yet are extremely organized.

You like to eat simple food, yet we will cook each other complex creations. I am especially interested in your specific Flambe' skillz.

You think Justin Timberlake knows how to reinvent himself.

You think you can handle me being honest.

You want to eat pancakes with me at my favorite pancake spot.

You have extremely soft skin.

Spending time with your family makes you look younger.

You know how to properly eat slowly.

You can make a guy trip by smiling at him on the street.

You don't care if I say, " I can't hang out, I must work on my (blank)

You have a sense of adventure

You have written a scholarly paper or two.

You listen and have some sort of historical knowledge of instrumental music from the past 500 years.

You know how to flirt.

You adore watching amazing human physical feats.

You can proof read essays like a muthafu(*$&$*%.

You are upset that people have lost the art of kissing.

You like Jack Black sometimes, but not Always.

You know about how the human body processes carbs.

You want me to look sexy for you and for other women to want to have sex with me.

You don't believe that sex is all that important in a relationship compared to some things.

You will gift me a puzzle and put it together with me.

You can get me a discount on Framing Jobs. It is so expensive to get something framed. It makes me angry.

You eat oatmeal at night and not in the morning.

You will buy me vegetables from markets just because they look fresh.

You understand why fresh eggs from chickens who are fed kale taste delicious.

Your palate is more developed than mine.

You can listen to my drumming and tell me exactly how to get better.

You obsess over things and create amazing projects all on your own.

You believe in yourself.

You know how to plan a heist. Seriously.

You wish you were an art thief.

You like to listen to the same song over and over again.

You will massage my hands.

You believe reason and accountability would win in a fight between emotion and desires.