Born in Brooklyn, misspent youth in Staten island, wandered over to Manhattan...(landed back into Brooklyn).

I like my bars dark, my beer darker and my whiskey warm.
My blues loud, my punk louder & my Tom Waits screaming.
I like my meat rare, my cookies raw, my pancakes huge and my pizza plain. My coffee black, my ice cream vanilla, and my tea with honey or nothing at all

I like my couches soft, my beds firm and my dogs big & goofy. My bike trails dirty & leafy, my kayaking on rivers and my spf to be at least 75.

I like my tattoos meaningful, my photos black and white, my mountains snowy, my movies short, and my books long.

I'm a sponge for any information
dealing with history, and space. Feel free to share any fun facts about either.

Tough Mudders, rock climbing, snowboarding, roller coaster-ing, trail running/riding, photographing local musicians, and lots of other things that end with "ing" that I enjoy taking part in to forget about the drudgery that is my job(sorry, not all of us love our work but still love our lives).

Making music as well.

Crying "wolf!", video games, playing the didgeridoo, making a mess, being poor, barking up the wrong trees, making pumpkin pie from an actual pumpkin, and the mouth harp(that's fancy talk for harmonica), and woodworking.

...and my ping pong prowess has been described as prodigious.

Despite my total lack of pigment, I'm not undead. There's probably a guitar pick somewhere on/in me ...that's right, in.

And my horrible NY accent.

Current: The End of Faith.
Past favorites: Zombie Survival Guide, Walking Dead, World War Z, 1776, American Lion, I Am America! (And So Can You!)etc...
Just finished the A Song of Fire & Ice series(Game of Thrones).
Other authors that I enjoy are: Raney, Arcuri, Vern Bates, C. Giscombe, and some others.

I listen to terrible music ...if you're really THAT interested in a list email me I guess; I'm always willing to share my list of unknown musicians in a completely non-judgemental, non-douchey way.

Movies: Old, horribly awesome horror & sci-fi. Also, I'm a sucker for a good dark comedy; suggestions?

Food: Yes.

Cheese
Glasses(I'm quite blind)
Music(this includes my guitars, bourbon, and all other accessories)
A forest to hike/bike in
A mountain to snowboard/hike on
Jerky (Beef & Turkey)

Space. The universe is an insane, and completely mind blowing place.

How much I want a motorcycle with a sidecar; so when I get a dog, sit it in said sidecar with a little helmet, goggles, and of course a scarf.

the Sorrow of Maldovia.

If I step onto a beach with anything less than spf 30 I, quite literally, spontaneously combust.

I refuse to buy honey that is NOT in a bear shaped container. Why wouldn't you want a bear full of honey?

I've never been to Disneyworld.

Feel free to answer me, these questions three.

WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?