I guess its best to start with why I am here... I am here to meet cool people... I just like meeting new people and expanding my horizons, you can learn more from other people than any book or one teacher. By the way, by 'activity partners' I meant like gigging and partying and stuff, not like bondage or anything.

Me as a person: I like fun people, good times, good music and good laughs. If you are some boring ass-wipe who likes to either talk about themselves or talk about boring depressing stuff all the time then dont talk to me since you are probably boring and/or boring.

I am bohemian, a contradiction, and fun-loving

Wow, this needed some updating, so I'm at uni now but I'm running my business full time too and working in HMV at the weekends and its all a bit of a juggle. Uni is cool but I can't wait to leave so I can focus on the business to earn millions and retire in my thirties. I moved into a penthouseish extention to my parents house so its cool because I've got my own flat but the electricity is free. Oh and I'm an uncle now. Maybe I should update the rest of this... and the photos.

I am good at chilling out, I am a good listener, I am a good talker, I am a good partier and most of my friends say I cheer them up when they are down. I like to drink and people say I am a funny guy when I drink. I am good at, getting burnt in the sun and taking over any barbeque I get invited to. I am organised with everything but my own life. I can down drinks pretty quickly.

My stupid taste in shirts. That I wear the same trousers but have different hair all the time. My babblings about tool. My babblings in general. My squinty eyed smile. The fact I am oblivious to my flies being undone.

(A)My favourite book is 'Join Me' by Danny Wallace (B)My favourite movie is 'Out Cold' (C)My favourite type of music is Rock (I'm not copping out, but a list is too long, so I just put my favourite, i also like punk, prog, art-rock, old skool hip-hop, indie, metal, 80's new-wave, classical, electronica, and most old cheese songs). (D)My favourite foods are itallian and mexican

Six things I could NEVER do without are (in no particular order): Cheesiness (like Grease), Zack the happy barbituate, Pillows, Love, Genital Hygene, (the sixth one is usually something obvious and sub-whitty as to make it not funny like 'oxygen' or 'being born' so I am going to say nothing atall)

Six things i COULD do without (since its easier) are: Internet Piracy (stealing music), remakes that are worse than originals (films, cars, music, anything), 4X4s that are designed for road use (that just have one woman and her kid going to school in), Beautiful people who bitch about being ugly, Ugly people that bitch about being beautiful, Slags and the blokes who encourage it (this means drinking stella too).

What to do next, why so many people have driving licenses who are dangerous, when I am going to see people and how to make the most of it, flotsam, breaking the airspeed record in a milk float with wings, thinking how the world whould be different if the slightest thing was different (like 'Bread' being called 'Braad'). I also wonder if I might be the only straight guy in the world who thinks grease is a great film.

Hyped by alcohol into a state of dancing to songs that are so rubbish they are good or songs that are just rubbish and I hate but dont care, hurting from laughing, Jump Bushs, ROI.

I was once caught wanking by my mates dad.

You are chilled out, can take a joke (even if it is crude), like having fun, you are open minded, don't get hung up on everything, have your own opinions, have some similar interests and have actually read my profile.