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22 M Denton, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:24am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm crude and blatant. That being said:

I always used to think my mom was verbally abusive when I was growing up because she'd always tell me I'd grow up to be a big pussy. Little did I know she was just trying to teach me a lesson from the school of "you are what you eat".

Just got out of a pretty long-term relationship and I'm not looking for anything too serious. But if you want to hang sometime and go poke dead bodies with sticks or shotgun the entirety of Avatar: The Last Airbender some time, let's do it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting close to graduating in Hospitality MGMT at UNT. Telling jokes at Mable's on Tuesday nights.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating out, finding the g-spot, cuddling, clapping obscenely loud, singing Disney Princess songs, and rolling hand towels.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that I look like Santa went on summer vacation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: No Country for Old Men, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Max Brooks novels, and Harlequin romances read in inappropriate places.

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror, Back to the Future, Psycho, The Cabin in the Woods, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Edgar Wright's Cornetto Trilogy, The Room, UHF, and Kentucky Fried Movie.

Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Arrow, @midnight, Key and Peele, Bob's Burgers, Broad City, Agents of SHIELD, Parks and Rec, BoJack Horseman

Music: The Protomen, 80's Pop, New Wave, Disco, Dire Straits, Gorillaz, Childish Gambino, Marina and the Diamonds, Devotchka, Tenacious D, URIZEN, Puddin' Taine, Nobuo Uematsu Soundtracks, Disney Princess songs along with assorted tracks from musicals, 88.1 - The One, a lot of stand-up albums (Top Comics: John Mulaney, Kyle Kinane, Patton Oswalt, Jackie Kashian, Maria Bamford, Myq Kaplan, Mike Birbiglia, Matt Braunger, Doug Benson, Dalton Pruitt)

Games: Kingdom Hearts franchise (all of it), The World Ends With You, FTL, The Binding of Isaac, Dungeons of Dredmor, Mega Man II, Ni No Kuni, Ace Attorney, some Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, Osmos, Final Fantasy VI, Dominion, Munchkin, Cards Against Humanity, Apples to Apples, and the obligatory Settlers of Catan.

Food: Tex-Mex, Thai, Coffee, Coffee, Really good coffee, Tea, More Tea, Amitea, Black-Green-White-Red-Herbal Tea, & BBQ
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Social interaction.
2. Engaging works of fiction I can get into.
3. Internet access.
4. Long-ass showers, at night, in the dark.
5. Physical contact.
6. My sense of humor. It is most definitely twisted and flexible. I can find anything, absolutely anything, hilarious, given the proper treatment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how if I could have one super power, it would be the ability to transmute fat - to just be able to painlessly rip off globs of my own/other people's fat and be able to throw it onto skinny people and have it absorb into their skin. Or use the power to give painless breast augmentations and make easy money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out on the town listening to music, doing dinner with my brother, or taking it easy at home with a mug of tea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't think I could ever have kids - not because I think I'd drop 'em or psychologically scar 'em via an idle TV and negligence, but because I know that from the moment that kid is born to the day he/she goes out into the world, I'd spend every second of every minute of every hour of every day thinking, "Am I actively forming my child's fetish right now?"

You think Space Jam and The Jungle Book are harmless now, but when you find furry hypnosis porn left on your browser history 7 years later...
You should message me if
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you want to either have me clean your curtains, accept your package, or get into a nice conversation about that heavy Korra Book 3 ending.