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The_Turtle_Man

33 M El Cajon, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Hinduism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Jake. I'm from San Diego but I just moved back out here recently after living in Missouri for two years. I like it out here. It's nice to be back. A little about me huh? Hmmmm...well I'm an adventurous guy most of the time. I love science and history. I majored in astronomy in college. Together they probably explain why scifi and fantasy are my two favorite genres. Also explains why I can be nerdy and awkward on occasion. I'm not a spaz but once in awhile you'll do a double take. I'm also easily excitable. I get excited about eating a bowl of ice cream. I get excited about everything. I will get excited about going on a date. It does not mean I'm trying to marry you. I also get just as excited to pet a stray dog or cat. Try not to take everything so seriously ladies. Sometimes it's ok just to have fun.

*disclaimer* I'm also new to Cupid so bare with me as I build this page.
What I’m doing with my life
I know I'm supposed to talk about my career here but, if money is that important to you. We probably shouldn't talk at all. I work. A lot. In my free time I love going out and doing exciting things that aren't super dangerous. IE: no jumping out of planes but yes roller coasters!
I’m really good at
Driving, talking, cooking. Among other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I always seem to be happy. Also that I joke around a lot. I don't take the whole world seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of science fiction and fantasy novels

I absolutely love movies. If you ask me to one I'll probably go. I own all the Star Trek TOS films.

The only TV I really watch are adult oriented cartoons like the stuff on Adult Swim. I do like The Big Bang Theory, Dexter (so sad it's gone) and 30Rock as well.

I can eat almost anything
The six things I could never do without
My cell phone
Curves
Animals
Money (unfortunately)
Books
Friends
On a typical Friday night I am
Work then I go to my kickboxing class. After that my night is open!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're down to grab a beer or something similar. I'm up for anything that's new to me in this city. If you have tattoos, piercings and/or dyed hair. If you have strange ideals or strange clothes. The weirder the better. I'll probably act like a kid at Christmas. I tend to get excited and I like "alternative" people. They're usually so down to earth and beautiful. Even if I don't agree with everything I'll listen with wonder. None of that is mandatory though, It's just my nature to be sociable!

If you view my profile and want to chat. Don't hesitate to message me. I get intimidated too sometimes. q:)

Oh and please don't write me if you don't understand evolution is real. I can't deal with that idiocy. I'm sorry. I don't mean to sound like an ass. Addendum: also, if you answered that the earth was bigger than the sun...again, sorry. Not an ass but, also not sorry.