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The_WhiteDevil

22 M Epsom, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 17
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Welsh (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Persian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Speak to me and you'll find out *_*.
Or….

To live is to live dangerously.
-Nietzsche.

I'm a Zoology student, a politically wayward nerd, and a cynic.

Tonight, okcupid, we meet at a moment a defining moment in which, as you read this, I have been here for 1 year, 365 days and written a million words into various conversations, the majority of which ended neither well off nor well known. And now, I often find myself sitting quietly and,, collecting my thoughts and, then, reflecting and focusing on
what was the driving force that drove

me to sign up to this webpage in the first place.

I've had many written discussions, which have varied from talks about which ciders are the most wholesome to drink, to the serious and deep philosophical contemplations of such diverse and intellectually stimulating topics as politics, ethics, philosophy, religion, state church disestablishmentarianism, disneyland... This is the one. And that's why you must realise that you have to message me now.

When you message, you must tell me what means something to you.

Please note, I actually formatted the intro in that manner DELIBERATELY. Work out what I did, and you get a cookie. Otherwise, you must feed me a stray cat so that I don't have to go out hunting tonight.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying desperately to take over the world with my gang of Moloch worshipping, shapeshifting reptilian, elderly ladies on motorbikes... *_*
If that fails to get results:
Studying.
I’m really good at
Eating.
(Does that actually count as an achievement? If it does, I deserve a medal...)

Studying.
(I did English Language and Literature A Level in a year and got an A.)

Philosophy

Writing

Walking.
(I walked nine hours today- 29th July 2013- I went Epsom to Sutton to Merton to Richmond to Kingston and then back to Epsom having set off in the afternoon; I returned home at 2230h).

Modesty.
(Lol, you know I'm joking).
The first things people usually notice about me
That I will succeed in life, due partly to the raw ambition I make no effort to hide.

ORRRRRRRRRRRRR

The ugly red mop on my head; I have an awful satanic pseudo ginger brown hair colour called 'auburn'. I got it after sacrificing twelve children to the basilisk and pouring their still warm blood over my head. I then chanted prayers to Mary Bale the cat lady and was rewarded with the uniform of the satanic priests (having auburn hair).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Literature:
The Catcher In The Rye, J.D. Salinger; A Visit From The Goon Squad, Jennifer Egan; Pig Island, Mo Hayder; Endless Night, Agatha Christie; Anthem, Alisa Zinovievna Rosenbaum (otherwise known as ayn rand); Atlas Shrugged, Rand; We The Survivors, Rand; The Outsider/l'Etranger, Camus; more to come.

Movies:
Anything with Gary Oldman in. He's an acting genius :). (you don't like beethoven... you don't know what you're missing, overtures like that... so powerful! Though after a while, to be honest with you, beethoven really does tend to get a little fucking boring- THAT'S WHY I STOPPED!) xD.

Music:
Seth Lakeman.
Johnny Cash.
Simon & Garfunkel.
Tracy Chapman.
REM.
Led Zeppelin.
John Rich and co
Kooks
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Molly Hatchett :D (yeah, I know I know…)
Allison Krauss and Union station
The box tops
Ralph Stanley (again, you have permission to laugh).
Doc Holliday were good on 'Song for the Outlaw'. Not so good on their other songs.

(Don't I just bring joy to the party) *_*.

If you don't like them, then I suppose you have the right to a different music taste...
What am I saying??? If you don't like those guys, may my sweet Lord, Moloch, piss on your chips!

Things to eat:
EV.ERY.THING.!!
(I will literally eat anything; I've been known to eat pasta with tomato ketchup and a glass of milk for breakfast when I can't find anything else to consume) :)
The six things I could never do without
My banjo (to my neighbour's ecstasy; they love it so much, that whenever I play my banjo, the neighbours turn out in a huge group, shouting, with flaming torches, pitchforks, and ropes so that the town can party to my banjo playing...)

Chocolate (Did you know, the Spanish spelling of CACAO is actually correct; cocoa was a misspelling by ignorant English sailors and pirates :D).

My 'I LOVE NEW JERSEY' t-shirt; I have to be different, and considering so many people have NY ones, I decided to go for an NJ one I found in Hoboken :).

My dongle (I have a geeky side ^>^).

Debating (another geeky trait ^>^; I'll debate anything. Politics, ethics, philosophy, religion, disneyland...)

Somehow, my mind went blank there...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Those who can hear the music are deemed crazy by the deaf world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shuddering away from the beastial people leaving the clubs and coming near my solitary spot by the river.

STAY BACK YOU HEATHENS!
xD.

(Definately not 'clubbing')

Usually watching a movie with friends or alone, or, if not that, just sitting and thinking. Maybe reading some ayn rand or Albert camus.

Maybe also blazing the Mary Jane.
Yes I do that alot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm.............. Oh God....Can I say it? Really?

Ok....
Courage....Come on, you can do it...

I'm........I'm.................I'm.................. Oh...God.....

Ok.....I'm gonna do it...............................

I'm............... *groan*.... Ok.Ok.OK!...I'm... left handed
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you're competent at conversation?
I want to have deep, intellectual, conversations. Not meaningless phatic utterances of mickey mouse bull shit colloquials.

If you don't message me then, sadly, I shall be forced to take a cat and put it in a microwave. Lol, don't worry; I'm just joking.
I'll take the cat, stick the animal in a trash can, and set fire to the trash can.

You think I'm joking.