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The_Xtacles

25 M Peachtree City, GA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like to think I'm pretty awesome... and ridiculous. I like me and who I am so I guess I'm hoping to find someone who is awesome and ridiculous to spend some time with.

P.S. I'm literally the most honest person you'll ever meet in your life. I don't lie.

P.S.S. Contrary to the ridiculousness in my profile I'm rather intelligent. Believe whatever you want o.o

P.S.S.S. I like to see how many S.'s I can justify adding to the P.S. portion of letters and messages.

P.S.S.S.S. I really really suck at talking to people online and not letting it remain as small talk for the entire 3 messages that I tend to go back and forth with -.-

P.S.S.S.S.S. I've recently been told I look like a super villain, an evil genius, and a pirate. I think I'm o.k. with these things.

Enough s's. I feel like a snake now....
What I’m doing with my life
Saving up to buy, sell, and rent property. Gotta start somewhere. Also I work in a publix bakery... for now...
I’m really good at
-Acting ridiculous
-Video Games (I freaking love video games)
-Being awesome
-Analyzing/reading people
-Guessing
-Day dreaming
-Thinking
-Giving massages
-Listening
-Lie detection (though, I never tell someone when I've caught them in a lie... Speaking words of wisdom: let it be)
-Giving great advice but never having any for myself
-Watching movies (pretty sure my movie watching is an artform by now)
-MTG (Like a boss!)
-Seeming completely serious about something when I'm not at all
-Making things awkward/awkward statements
-Talking too much when I shouldn't
-Not talking enough when I should
-Putting shit like it is
-I'd say I'm also pretty proficient at being myself
-Finding any and every excuse possible to not clean
-Being a friend
-Being there for anyone in need, even if I don't actually like them. (No reason why my feelings toward them should make them suffer.)
The first things people usually notice about me
Well... one day a drunk redneck in a bathroom told me that I "look kind of pretty for a guy"....

My eyepatch tends to get a lot of questions, I guess. To answer half of them: yes I actually need it. The other half? Well, Ill tell you why I need it if you message me :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
OK, well, as far as books are concerned, I don't read much. I didn't like to as a kid and it kind of stayed that way into my adult years. Plus having one reading eye can be... tiresome -.-... Though I'll read a book if someone suggests a good one..

I pretty much love all food. Except the fishies... I don't eat the fishies.

Movies. Some of my favorites: Jurassic Park (all time favorite right there), Fight Club, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, (500) Days of Summer, Taxi Driver, Star Wars (the original trilogy), Moulin Rouge, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Six Stringed Samurai, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, every disney classic (I could quote The Lion King from front to back in my younger years), a whole bunch of zombie movies, The Boondock Saints 1+2, a whole bunch of generally popular movies, Frozen just made the list actually... Thats not NEARLY all the ones I like cause I just tend to like movies in general. It's rare that I find one that I down right hate.

As far as music goes, I like mellow music. Anything that lets me groove. Most of my music loving goes song by song, really, so I don't have much of a particular genra.

I feel like there should be a video game section here. So I'm adding it... Favorite games OF ALL TIME (Disclaimer: I generally like most games. These are my favorite.)
NES: Tetris, galaxy 5000
SNES: Super Mario world, legend of zelda: a link to the past
N64: Ocarina of Time
PS2: Resdient Evil 4, Max Payne 2, Devil May Cry 1 and 2, Prince of Persia SOT, Star Wars Battlefront 2
Xbox: Knights of the Old Republic 1 and 2
PS3: Skyrim, the Last of Us, Marvel vs Capcom 3
Games on my list to play-- Batman Arkham City, Devil May Cry 4, All of the Assassin's Creed games, Red Dead Redemption and Undead Nightmare, L.A. Noir...

And lastly, TV shows include but are not limited to: Frisky Dingo, Archer, House, Robot Chicken, Supernatural, Arrested Development, Breaking bad, Dexter, The Walking Dead (I love the graphic novels too...) It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Sherlock, just started Dr. Who finally and loving it -- just about anything with a good story line or completely mindless humor, honestly.
The six things I could never do without
In no particuar order: My ability to see someone beyond their exterior personality, someone to share my life with, My close friends, sleep (I get grumpy...), My insane ability to detect lies and bull shit (I should have been a detective), things to do when I'm bored (which is almost always)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People in general.
Video games I haven't played yet.
Mistakes I've made in my life.
Mistakes I'll probably make in my life
What I'll do with my money when I'm rich.
The vastness of the universe and how things work in it.
Time travel.
Scenerios and situations that'll never ever happen (but just in case...)
Possible outcomes of my current actions.
Finding a girl to dote on.
Where I would live If I could live anywhere (probably under the ocean in an awesome underwater fortress)
Everything and anything, really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Im a pirate. I pillage, plunder, and drink rum... arr!

I find it more entertaining to say what I -wish- I were typically doing on friday nights. If I had a choice and the money I'd be in some awesome as hell place (like one of those ridiculously fantastic looking hotels you see on the internet and think, "damn! I'll never get to see that place") living the high life and not worrying about a damn thing. Getting somewhat inebriated or smoking the good stuff. Never thinking "I wish I had done that one thing in my life..." because chances are that I'll be doing "that one thing" next friday. This would be my friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time in Mexico.... Well lets just say If a Mexican approaches you, offering $50 for you to do a "mostrar el burro" --- DECLINE THAT OFFER!
Also... I'm a B.A.M.F.... not private, just figured I'd make the mention...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know how to surf and can teach me when i get down there!
Or if you want to.
Or you're bored.
Or intrigued.
Or you like the name Alfred
Or you want a friend.
Or you like lists like this one.
Shit I don't really care what the the reason Is, just go ahead and message. I talk to everyone, really.