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Theabsentminded

37 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French, German

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Studying, teaching, and writing about the social history of Modern architecture.

Having my cake and eating it too.

Embracing the final monologue of Trainspotting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastinating productively...

the key strokes for diacritical marks...

wordplay...

classic style...yet hip, not trendy...

making manhattan's...

recognizing voices of actors, who are off camera, in disguise or doing a cartoon character. latest win. chris elliot on community.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hair, brains, eyes. Maybe not in that order. Depends on you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Here is what I have been listening to, reading and watching lately...

Sleigh Bells, Washed Out, Rolling Stones, Judas Priest, Patsy Cline, Motörhead, Iron Maiden, TV on the Radio, Stevie Wonder, Jawbreaker, Japanther,

Roald Dahl's "My Uncle Oswald."

Louie, Bob's Burgers, Broad City, Kroll Show, Portlandia,...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particualr order...
Vans slip-ons, Speert #1 comb, tacos, morning coffee, reading for the train, Colbert Report...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Besides my dissertation...

people Colbert should interview. Žižek is my top pick. (What will life be like after the colbert report...colbert replacing letterman...)

my life after PhD. It's coming up quickly.

how much I love to watch other people think.

the “gross/great” enigma … that is bob's burgers.

the schlemiel, the schlimazel, and the schmegeggy!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Amateur night. Rather be in on Friday and out on a Tuesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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off the record...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're good company... if you happen to be Ilana Glazer...you'd like to go see some standup...