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Theabsentminded

37 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French, German

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My self-summary
I'm more read between the lines than fill in the blank.
What I’m doing with my life
Becoming Herr Doktor Professor of Architectural History...Studying, teaching, and writing about the long history of Modern architecture (1750-1969)...

Having my cake and eating it too.

Starting to sound like Ewen McGreggor in his final monologue of Trainspotting.
I’m really good at
procrastinating productively...

the key strokes for diacritical marks...

wordplay...

having a classic style that remains hip, not trendy...
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair, brains, eyes. Maybe not in that order. Depends on you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here is what I have been listening to, reading and watching lately...

Sleigh Bells, Washed Out, Rolling Stones, Judas Priest, Patsy Cline, Motörhead, Iron Maiden, TV on the Radio, Stevie Wonder, Jawbreaker, Japanther,

Roald Dahl's "My Uncle Oswald."

Louie, Bob's Burgers, Broad City, Kroll Show, Portlandia,...
The six things I could never do without
In no particualr order...
Vans slip-ons, Speert #1 comb, tacos, morning coffee, reading for the train, Colbert Report...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Besides my dissertation...

People Colbert should interview. Žižek is my top pick.

My life after PhD. It's coming up quickly.

How much I love to watch other people think.
On a typical Friday night I am
Amateur night. Rather be in on Friday and out on a Tuesday.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're good company.

you're Morgan Murphy.

You're Chelsa Peretti.

You're Donna from "That '70s Show."

You're Ilana Glazer.