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Theanimalfarm

30 M American Canyon, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I'm an even mix of active and being a homebody. I enjoy cycling and kayaking, softball and bowling. I also enjoy staying home, making dinner with some good tunes, watching movies and shows.

I come off shy and introverted, but that fades the more you know me. But I do open up quicker with those that are friendly, easy to talk to and extroverted.

It seems there is a passport stamp competition going on here. In that case, I lose. I once went to Mexico - in sixth grade. I ve been around the country, but I guess that's pretty underwhelming. But I would like to change that when life allows.

I have a great fondness for animals. I seem to keep collecting rescues. Now have 3 cats and 1 dog. It's ok if you're not a total nut about animals but you gotta not hate em. That said, being an animal lover is a huge plus and instantly makes you more attractive ; )
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm finishing my certifications for my degree in computer networking. Eventually would like to work in the IT department of a hospital.

I work to live and value my free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a goof. Being good to the people closest to me. Going on tangents for hours just browsing articles on the Internet. And bowling!

I'm NOT good at writing about myself or promoting myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This could go on and on. So just a brief rundown:

I'm a big fan of the Jack Reacher novels by Lee Child. I'm sure the alchemist is on everybody's list. The beach- did anyone else read this(yes, the book the movie with Leonardo dicaprio was modeled after) because it ends SO much crazier. Like the author decided to drop acid and write the last two chapters.

I watch dexter, the walking dead, homeland, the killing, sons of anarchy, and some others.

My favorite movies and probably best relate to my personality are: super troopers, fear and loathing in Las Vegas, all old school Adam sandler and Jim Carrey movies. And many more.

I like food with sausage...
I love most foods. But sausage and I have something special.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Fun
2. Beer
3. Friends/family
4. My pets
5. The Internet
6. Sausage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wishing I was more thrifty... That I was a better cook and things turned out how good they looked in my head... The next big step in life. Sausage.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working : /
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a real wuss when it comes to approaching women.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You have any questions or comments for me.
Your name doesn't have "princess" or "foxxy" preceding the rest.
Your only pictures are NOT of you half naked in night clubs.
If you think dorky shyness in the likes of Jesse Eisenberg and Michel Cera is cute and endearing.